Days of my Life

2008-12-31T20:20:00.003+08:00

IM BACK, most probably for the last time. Because school is coming back to haunt innocent young kids like us. School + naggings = irritating crap = pressure. New year is gonna be in like 2hrs 21mins away, and I dun hav a bloody new year resolution yet. I will come up with one by the end of this post.

Yep, school is like finally back. The timetable totally rocks. Monday, we get to go school at 8.50. Can you actually believe the school will be SOOOOO kind, I mean, after 3 yrs of shitty school rules, THEY finally had a brainwave to change the whole timetable. Also, recess is now 1 hr, HOW COOL IS THAT?!?!? PLUS, yangyan lesson after recess, THAT MEANS, possibly, 2 hr of sleep. THIS IS SOOO DAM COOL!!! Okay, I shall get hold of myself. School is never that fun. Plus, I know friends that have stayed at sec3. I seriously hope they wont suffer down there, and be known as 'retainees', because THAT will seriously suck. The timetable rocks is one thing, but then WHY, WHY do they have to change the timetable NOW?!?! Why could some1 bestow this idea upon them 3 yrs ago, and trust me, that will change my perspective of this school by hell LOT.

And since today is my last post, mainly because my mum is not a fan of blogging ( I mean she is like those that ancient ppl that prefers to use a quillpen and write in a book), I shall IMPART knowledge to you people out there. Its not often I impart knowledge you noe...so you guys gotta appreciate my effort.

Firstly, Im not a diehard fan of the 'a picture speaks a thousand word'. Yea, I mean I've seen blogs where they will say say say, then they will come to a point where thy will put a few pictures and say 'A PICTURE SPEAKS A THOUSAND WORDS'. Okay, heres the point, if it actually speaks a thousand words, which words will you noe it will be saying? Imagine me pasting a photo here now. A boy smiling happily. IMAGINE PEOPLE, IMAGINE. ALbert Einstein says 'Imagination is the key to everyting' Okay, maybe that not what he said, but thats the gist of it. Okay, imagine now. This boy smiling happily. Thousand words. Is he gay? Is he retarded? Is he being forced to smile? Or issit a photoshop? U SEE, out of that thousand words, we wont know which words to choose. There you go, the theory of 'a picture speaks a thousand word' is therefore shit.

Okay, the next knowledge im going to impart to you guys there, is not really knowledge. Its more of my personal kind of preference. Okay, here it goes. I feel that every blogpost should have a minimum length, as in, I dun really feel that there is a need to update everyday, and the update be one line long. I might have said this to guaitai before, but jsut bare with me for a while. Why bother posting one liner blog post, JUST to show that the blog is updated. I mean, if you wana post something like 'I think I have a headache today' then END, fullstop, THEN WHY BOTHER POSTING?!?! And trust me, I have seen some really ridiculous one liners which blog surfing. Theres from the ridiculous ones like 'I dun feel like updating today' to even more classic ones like 'Im wondering if Im gay.' Yea, and trsut me, if you blog surf more, you will find EVEN more ridiculous ones. Im sure staring at the computer screen is not the best way to finding out if you are gay or NOT. Staring at another guy is the best possible way.

WOW, Im so proud of myself today, I actually passed so wisdom to some people out there.

Time for a recap of 2008. This year is the worst and the best year of my schooldays. Compared to sec2, this year my results are like shit, yea, I mean real shit, the ones that come out from your anus. And of course, hold and behold, theres the dreaded olvls coming right up. Also, got to part with 2fg into 3ep. Really missed the times of gossiping, the times when we make fun of chers. But on the other hand, sec3 is NOT that bad. First thing, I get to see who are the friends that are just simply friends and friends that will be friends with you for the rest of your life. Also, getting to really know 3ep ppl has been cool, expected a nerdy dictionary-based class, but they thankfully arent. MOST IMPORTANTLY, I kept most of my friendships with the people in 2fg.

Yep, I am about done with my post...will be going down for countdown soon, YES, thats how long I took to write this post. Sec4, will be coming. This year will be a year that is particularly short, with the olvls and everyting. Hope that everyone will be appreciate the people around them, maximum 10 mths of togetherness and it will eventually fly pass us. And eventually everyone will be seperated and gone, so, this is my new year revoultion: ENJOY OURSELVES IN THE COMPANY OF OUR FRIENDS.

Sounds so solemn sia, my last post, but then I guess the last year in everyone's company is a sad fact. And of course, meeting yangyan AGAIN is even sadder, since I nvr did any of her homework, because I could not be bothered to. Yangyan ah Yangyan, you are starting to be a pain in my butt. But nvm, ONE YEAR MORE OF HER FACE, then she will disappear from my life.

KK, im going down for the COUNTDOWN. TAKE CARE PPL, GOOD LUCK FOR UR OLVLS.

P.S I PROMISE WHEN I COME BACK AFTER O's, I WILL WRITE A TESTIMONIAL FOR EVERYONE. YES, FOR EVERYONE, AS A TOKEN OF APPRECIATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BYEEE

2008-11-09T00:55:00.004+08:00

HEys, im back. WOW, many things have changed since I last posted sia. US just got a new black president. How cool is that? And then...of course theres the frequent essential visit to the yellow line, so that I can meet my beloved friend, CCL, for some brainless stuff like talking or wearing PE etc etc. And I finally found back the days of freedom when I can play computer whenever I want. YESSS, indeed, the better days are here to stay.

First, the US presidential election. FINALLY, OH-BUMMER won. HELL YEA. Well done Mc-cain. But then seriously, it was a mismatch. Firstly, Bummer is so much younger as to Mc-cain. One already has one step in his coffin liao. Hell knows whether he will die of heart attack the moment he knows he has won. Fourtunately he didnt, or he mite really have died of heartattack. PLus, Bummer is so much more charismatic, the only thing that is charismatic about him is the white hair everpresent on his head. Lastly, while Bummer is trying his best to save the US economy, Mccain is busy checking out Bummer's dinner contacts donkey years ago. SERIOUSLY, Macs GOTTA try harder, much much harder.

This election reminds me about about how the US politics and Singapore poiltics differ. On our election day, while our parents are voting for our ruling party, we are at home munching on our tidbits. Then when the results are out, we are still munching on our tidbits. We just stare at the TV screen, no expression whatsoever, and the only time when theres a reaction is when our tidbits run out. COMPARE this to the USA, where people run out on the streets hugging strangers just cuz the person they supported won. DIfferent country, different perspective in life.

And than of course, theres the exams results. &^%$#$% results like really kns wan. Don't intend to dwell too much into it, because first thing its over, and secondly, I WANT it to be over. Yea, so there! No exam reports, so that I will be a happy guy.

Okay, holidays are here like FINALLY, after the darn extension week. I tink those two weeks are like the most colorful days of my life. So many frequent calls to the yellow line. Let me see, two times for talking, two time for wearing p.e. Seriously, there should be a guiness world record for this. And AWWWW, poor CCL was sooo upset one day that we went to call my mum, cuz he thought my excuse slip was FAKE. Time for him to realise that I do nid to fake someone of his mental capacity.

Yea, in this few weeks, it has been BORING. Okay, wait. Boring is an understatement. Literally ROTTING at home. Everyday play facebook games to kill time, you will be surprise how much time I killed (at least my mum was surprised). Yea, and wat is a hoilday without a bout of mum's special. NAGGING. 'EH, your olvl's coming liao leh, why you not worry wan ah??!!?!", "Olvl, so near liao, must study hard hor." Okay, she gotta realise its not that im not panicking or anything. Its just that I heard these thing a gazillion times. School says so. Relatives says so. Ah pek in streets also say the same thing. Then come home, YOU say the EXACT same thing again. ARGHHH, but nvm, I am immnue to it already, thankfully.

Yea, just came back from cruise. Yea, AGAIN. Quite boring in there, nothing to do, eat, sleep, eat, play arcade. But at least it furfill one of my task: killing time. Plus, its free, so who cares if its boring. Oh ya, duno wats wrong with my lips (randomization), everytime I go cruise, come back, will be super duper red like sausages like that.

I tink thats bout it. And guaitai went for a few tour around singapore, that mountain tortoise. Went to novena mrt and actually wondered if there was a fourth story. Seriously, thats not exactly smart (Im kind). And went ALL the way to Hougang, and than back to my place. All this just for Moonlight Resonanace discs. Which reminds me, YOU HAVENT RETURN THE REMAINING DISCS YETTT.

Oh, and this reminds me. Theres a few white tigers got buffet recently. Got one guy went to climb into its enclosure to serve as food. This really made the tigers day. For once, fresh meat. But then, even so, dun understand why people insist on getting the tigers shot. They were just following their instincts, and the guy served himself up, not really their faults.

Yes, this sums up my holiday so far. One word: boring. Two words: not nice. Three words: Could be better. Yep, this is the end of my post, and that is worth one month of information in case you never read the news, like 'WOW, obama is black?!?!?!?!'

Quotes: 'When the going gets tough, the tough gets going'
-From someone-I-dun-not-noe.
'Success is a process whereby stones will be thrown at you and you will have to turn those into milestones."
-From some newspaper.
'The two most abundant element on earth is hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order'
-From somewhere-i-heard-from

Yeah, my post is DONE. LONG LONG ONE. But then at least I furfilled my quota of 1 post per month. Time to kope one quiz and do.

From wenhui(Zhong se qing you):

ONE] Who was your last text from?
Cavan

[TWO] Where was your default pic taken?
I dont have a default pic.

[THREE]Your relationship status?
Alone means one means single which means freedom.

[FOUR] Have you ever lost a close friend?
Not yet, about time though.

[FIVE] What is your current mood?
Bored.

[SIX] What's your brother's name?
B-e-n-j-a-m-i-n

[SEVEN ] What's your favorite color(s)?
Grey, black, white. Im a sad person who love dark colors.

[EIGHT] Where do you wish you were right now?
Killing the person who made this quiz. I know im not answering the question, but i nidda vent my frustartions.

[NINE] Have a crazy side?
A little here and there.

[TEN] Ever had a near death experience?
Nope, dun want one either. Oh wait, when I was young, a cupboard drop on me, is that counted as a near-death?!

[ELEVEN] Something you do a lot?
Computer-ing, eating, breathing, sleeping

[TWELVE] Angry at anyone?
Do you nid a list?

[THIRTEEN] What's stopping you from going for the person you like?
Sick bastard, whats wrong with you?!

[FOURTEEN] When was the last time you cried?
Why? You want to see me at my weakest rite?!?! Must be it! Irritaing idiot.

[FIFTEEN] Is there anyone you would do anything for?
If they say 'to kill the person that made this quiz', i will do it rite away.

[SIXTEEN] What do you think about when you are falling asleep?
Sleeping well.

[SEVENTEEN] Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
Kimwee

[EIGHTEEN] What are your favorite songs?
---

[NINETEEN] What are you doing right now?
Cursing the person who set this quiz, hopefully its not wenhui ah.

[TWENTY] Who do you trust right now?
My close friends

[TWENTY-ONE] Where did you get the shirt you are wearing?
I stole it. Dumb question.

[TWENTY-TWO] Have you kissed someone in the past week?
Nope.

[TWENTY-THREE] What is your lucky number?
7

[TWENTY-FOUR] Who are your friends that are closest to you?
The gang I hang out with the most.

[TWENTY- FIVE] Describe your life in one word?
Unusual.

[TWENTY- SIX] Have you ever kissed in the rain?
How the hell you kiss in the rain? Later on kiss, then the rain enter ur mouth, then you got to wipe it away. Worse still, if you choke, then u die, then no nid kiss liao.

[TWENTY-SEVEN] Who are you thinking of right now?
You.

[TWENTY- EIGHT] What should you be doing right now?
Homework.

[TWENTY-NINE] If you could wish for something over a birthday cake right now what would it be?
Birthday candles? Dun understand this question

[THIRTY] What are you listening to?
Dogs barking, as usual. When is this quiz going to end?

[THIRTY- ONE] Who was the last person who gave you a hug?
Friends from cruise.

[THIRTY- TWO] Who was the last person who yelled at you?
Mum.

[THIRTY- THREE] Do you act differently around the person you like?
Sick bastard, when is this THING going to END?!?!

[THIRTY- FOUR] What is your natural hair colour?
maroon black.

[THIRTY-FIVE]Who was the last person to make you laugh?
Yesss, it ended.

Okay, im REALLY DONE now, long post. Expected from a month long of shit. Nvm, one more quiz. Since im free now.

Koped from guaitai:
1. What is your CCA?
Association of the Chinese Chess Club

2. Would you fall in love with a guy older than you?
Im a guy. Does that solve all the problem?

3. Do you rather be with a guy much older or much younger than you?
Yes, apparently it does solve all the problems.

4. Do you believe in love at first sight?
Yup

5. Will you fall in love with your best friend?
See first, see first.

6. Which is more blessed? Loving someone or being loved?
Loving someone.

7. Will you risk your life for your best friend?
No problem, but he will have to be someone worth risking my life for.

8. If the person you like is attached, what would you do?
Im democratic.

9. Is there anything/anyone that has made you extremely happy?
Yup

10. Would you rather have many friends with a loose friendship or one/two with a very close friendship?
One/two with a very close friendship

11. How would you see yourself in 10 years time?
TEACHER, here i come.

12. Who is currently the most important people to you?
My family.

13. family or career?
Family.

14. Would you rather be single and rich or married but poor?
Married but poor

15. Would you rather be lesbian/gay or incest?
Another sick guy. NEITHER. To think that guaitai actually answer les. GEEZ, wats the world coming to?

16. If you fall in love with 2 people simultaneously, who would you pick?
Pick the person that like you la, DUHH.

17. Would you forgive & forget no matter how horrible a thing that someone has done?
Yep, but it gotta be someone I am close to.

18. What do you want to tell the person you love?
I dun love anyone.

19.What is the one thing you regretted most in your life?
That I was such a sucky friend when I was in p4.

20. If you have only 1 more day to live, would you confess to the one you love ?
NOO. DUHH, I will make a will, pray to God, then transfer all my assets to the one i love, then confess.

2008-10-17T00:55:00.003+08:00

Okay, short post..a much longer one maybe next time.

Exams are over. YEAH! After all the euphoria by finishing our exams, we were crashed back into earth. BANG. Ya, just like that. Gone are the days when we start comparing about how many As we got. LONG GONE. It is back to the days when damage limitation is the name of the game.

This is the time when I start whining. Whiner ALERT. It just so happens that thanks to our excellent school record of retaining people, 2 of my close friends face the risk of retain or dropping out (not certain yet, because they could appeal). ITS LIKE WTH?!?! Seriously, by retaining them, does it do them any good? It doesn't! But poor Chee Lin got to do sumting to prove his point that HE IS THE BOSS. Thus, he got to retain alot of people to show that he is doing his job. Thus, he is basicaaly doing this to prove his point. Thus, the only point he is proving to us is that his BLOODY system isn't working at all. BECAUSE (Chee Lin, I noe you hate me to remind you of this painful fact), our school dropped to band 3 last year IN CASE you haven't realise. Simply proves one thing. YOUR RETAINING SYSTEM ISNT WORKING AT ALL.

Okay, after that outburst, I guess I am feeling better. A much clearer and detailed post other times. SEE YA PEEPS.

P.S To my two close friends: You may be retained, or maybe be dropped out. It might change certain things. But 2 things that I am certain will not change is our everlasting friendship and the memories. I hope you will be with us next year and remember, NEVER NEVER give up on yourself. God Bless. May our memories and friendship be with us forever.

2008-10-07T23:47:00.002+08:00

HELL YEA, 1 more test. Come on people, we can do it, its just 2 more hrs staring at sheets of paper.

2008-09-29T05:12:00.003+08:00

Im tired. Erm, wait thats an understatement.

IM FREAKING TIRED.

Time check: 5.00A.M, note the A.M pls. Haven't slept yet, THAT SUCKS.

God, please help me in tommorow's test.

God, please help me not to die underneath my books, at least give me proper burial. THANKS.

2008-09-09T22:55:00.003+08:00

Got to start on work soon. Only left with 12 more days people. So, just reporting a quote I saw somewhere which I just remembered.

'The worst time to have a heart attack is in a game of charades, or in a game of fake heart attack.'
By: he-who-I-cant-name

Ages ago --- September 08

2008-09-08T00:44:00.002+08:00

Okay, IM officially back to blogging again. Mainly, its after the Sept holiday and I should give a post and also I am sure as hell not going to let my blog die. So far, 7days have passed, feeling a little guilty for not fully utilising the 7 days. But then again, its ONLY 7 days rite? So, there isnt much time to do anythin at the first place. So, I shdnt be feeling guilty.

Ya, Im noe Im decieving myself, but Im just trying to keep myself happy.

Erm, of all the holidays, Sept holidays is a real bore. You are forced to sit at home and meditate everyday, cuz 'The EOY is around the corner liao' according to my mum. Im always like 'DUH!', dont really nid you to keep reminding me, its pretty obvious. And worse of all, the thick books just doesnt seem too appetising for my brains now. Its like, after studying finish trigo and you realise you forgot totally bout logaritihms. No, hangon a minute, not only logs, I actually forgot wat was completing the square, that is until I actually draw a square out and completed it. INGENIOUS.

Okay, as I have said, this holiday was pretty boring. Except for the Thais having YET another coup to kick out the governemnt and 'Malaysia truely Asia' showing that its wannabe minister could commit sodemy (sexual intercourse with the same sex), nothing much really happened.

If my memory isnt failing me again, I rmbed going out on monday for some amaths refreshments and chemistry tidbits accompanied by physics dessert. Lasted till 2-sumting. Was quite happy with my physics marks, got a B3, thank God. After that, wanted to play soccer, but it was like just after a downpour, and not the ideal conditions for soccer. Thus, therfore, so, I decided to go with kimwee, edwin, yiting, shawn, felicia, eugene and cavan to east coast park. Decided to cycle for erm..let me see, 5 bucks for 1hr and another free 1hr. Seeing that we all go rent bikes frm him, the bicycle uncle wanted to repay our generosity by adding an additional 1hr. Okay. heres the trick. This smart bicycle uncle noes that we will never cycle for 3 hrs, so he wanted to seem kind, but HE IS A FAKE.

Then the friday before this, went out with the usual ppl. Sheeyong, midget wenhui, xiangxi and gavril. First went bak to primary school, wow, nostalgia sia, esp since all the teacher remembers me still. Apparently, they were like 'Ehhh, clarence, you came back ah..WOAH, so tall and slim now ah.' After hearing them say this, Im like okay...so you always remembered me as a short and plump boy, SO DEPRESSING. Another teacher's comment 'Of course I remember you, the person that always tok in class' Ya thanks man, Im glad I gave you guys so many gd memories. But that being said, Im really glad that the teachers at least remembered me, for watever the reasons might be and I was super duper happy to meet them again. HAPPY TEACHERS DAY ONCE AGAIN: Mr Daud Teo, Mdm Serene Koh. The teachers I never see means that I wish I never see them for the rest of my life. Then after that, travelled all the way to plaze singapura after much much discussion with xiangxi and his apple. Watched 'Wall-E', erm, I gotta say its preeety not-so-interesting, esp the starting 45 min, when the only words I heard was "Eve", "Eva" and "Wall-E". Easy scripts I suppose. Quite sadly, I slept and at the ending, and woke to see them ---the 2 robots, kissing. Ya, you saw it right, two robots KISSING, or is it even called kissing? Kissing is mouth to mouth contact, they hardly even have lips.

On thursday, went back school to go collect the rest of my books. Conviniently went into ITC room to go meet up with kimwee, keehock, edwin and shawn. Ended watching 'L saves the world.' Okay, that show is quite nice, but maybe the last part wasnt as touching as I figured out frm some ppl. I wasnt even close to tears la, not bcuz Im cold blooded or watsoever, but cuz its srsly not touching. Then after that, Shawn and edwin go to parkway to go meet cavan, so we knew how kind hearted they were, therefore decided to ask them help us takeaway Macs. Meanwhile, since got nothing to do, I and keehock go play miniclip and mofunzone...really boliao people you see. Then after liek ages, Shawn came back, munched, and then home.

Yep, DONE. Sept holidays, 7 days/168hrs/10080mins/604800secs was wasted. Didnt really do much studies, bcuz primarily I feel that holidays are meant for resting, only touched bio, physics. And a little bit of ss. YOU SEE, I told you my holis was boring.

Oh yea, another thing. Theres a recent trend where blogs get flamed like noone business. WTH is wrong with these ppl man. Nothing to do? Stress? In certain cases, it really goes overboard in its insults and criticism. YEA, I noe bout freedom of speech, but certainly not freedom of insults. Please LOW-IQ ppl, dun go round flaming other ppl blogs. Go play with your barbie dolls to build up you IQ, theres quite some way to go before it reaches the level of 'acceptable'. Get a life and dun go round flaming other people. Cuz, by hiding under someone's name or some alphabet, you are just a coward that is trying to seek attention. Look in the mirror, curse the reflection before smashing it, becuz this is wat you look like in our eyes. Remember to keep your appointments with your psycologist and dun skip it, it will do ur mental health NO GOOD at all.

Okay, tmr back to school and the hectic shit. Cao. This feeling sucks. Nvm, Hav fun in school and goodluck for EOY, NITES.

P.S Long update making me hungry, I tink Im gona ransack for food before slping. Randomism

Quotes (as promised):
"The fact that you are in this world, adds meaning to the word 'life'"
-C.S, specially for midget Wenhui zibeism.

"Theres no end to work, but theres an end to life"
-C.S, especially gd excuse to bluff urself that you nid rest

"头大没脑, 脑大装草"
-C.S, for scolding people

"Anything before a 'but' is a bluff"
-Mr Kek, really cool quote. You can try it on any sentence. Erm, example.."Your hairstyle is nice, BUT my pet turtle's one is nicer" Also can use as sarcasm, as you can see.

2008-08-13T00:50:00.003+08:00

Hey, I dunno why I had the sudden urge to blog. Maybe the time wastage on olympics. Felt that I wasted too much time actually watching the olympics when I should be revising for my bio. But WHO CARES. I dont.

Erm, screw mediacorp's selection of olympics games. They somehow manage to always push the swimming and exciting events to the morning and leave the weightlifting and synchronised diving to the nights. And, trust me, seeing bulky woman leaving up somethign twice their weight is not exactly the most appertising thing to watch just before dinner, especially when Im sure I cant life the weights they are carrying. Scary woman out on loose, just stare at their muscles, YUCKS.

Wanted to watch basketball today on the computer since mediacorp doesnt wish to broadcast it, but eventually did not watch, because was jsut simply too lazy to on the computer and risk the fury of my mama.

Making this real real short yet again, got to sleep somehow someway sometime you know. Some old professors from cambridge just said that teens like me got to have 8hrs of sleep each day, this is to have proper growth physically and in studies. Utter crap, maybe? I feel that I have proper growth just liek anyone of you guys out there, maybe a little too proper thats all.

Promised it will be short. And now, time for the quote of the day.

As quoted from my brother: 'An apple a day keeps the doctor away. If the doctor is pretty, throw the apple away. If the doctor is ugly, eat the apple today.'

Hvae fun, NITES.

August 10

2008-08-10T22:07:00.004+08:00

First and foremost, I will sincerely like to say a big happy birthday to SINGAPORE 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU' 43 years down the road and still as small as ever, but still as safe and cosy as ever. Pretty hard eh, so small a country, yet able to survive so darn long in this brutal world where bombs goes off in your face and typhoon slaps a tree over your head. WELL DONE, MY FRIEND.

Okay, I promised this will be really short. So, its going to be this short. I duno why suddenly love guaitai yinghui a.k.a L's laopo way of writing quotes, so just naming one quote I heard from duno where. Seems like it came from my dream. This quote is very nice though.

Heres how it goes: 'When Im a child, my dad is a rightoeus leader, when Im a young man, my dad is a bloody fool, when Im old, my dad is a wise old man' TOUCHING QUOTE EH?!?! Do you feel your tears rolling in your eyes?

Oh, yea, I had NAPFA retest for pull ups, and that KHOO KHOO BIRD, actually asked me to try doing one pull up even with my persistant resfusal. So, I just hung onto the darn pole for bout a respectable 3 secs, before letting go and dropping. Its only till then, when KKB beleieved in me.

Ohhh, olympics came already. WOW, totally WOW-ed me, the opening ceremony. But I tink my excitement is just warming up, because the basketball events and soccer has just only started, so I guess its back to the late nights and eye bags again.

So nites people, have fun in school, enjoy the exams, and the olympics too.

Here is yet another quote from my own personal dictionary a.k.a my brain.

'The past is history, the future is a mystery, its only the present which could change out future forever'

P.S TOLD YOU IT WILL BE SHORT

31st July

2008-07-31T23:09:00.002+08:00

YEAH, Im officially 15. Im one year older, finally. IM FINALLY MATURE. Identification card coming soon to prve my age, but I lost the form in which Im suppose to fill up. So I guess Im sticking to the ez link card for the rest and the rest and the rest of my life. SHUCKS.

Got to make this real short. Mum not in the best of mood today. Erm, had english test today. Partial screw up. Had one paragraph on Nelson Mandela, but I totally forgot what the hell he did. Only knew he did something bout freedom and he is a Black. So, I linked this two facts together and he became a very noble person who freed the afican slaves. THATS GREAT! I was doing it halfway when I was comtemplating if its Moses or is it Martin Luther King who freed the slaves...but I still picked my best friend Nelson. I knew Moses did something, think he freed the Egypt slaves under God's order. Sadly, unfortunately, unluckily, suayly, Mr Kek isnt a Christian. Just checked it out on wikipedia, turns out no one freed the slaves, the slaves are still who they are: slaves. And I am doing what I love best: crapping in exams. Nvm, hope that Mr Kek wont check out wikipedia, if he does, then I think this test is a goner.

Also had my amaths test today. THAT test is cheemology. Screwed up my absolute courve even though I knew how to draw, but it turned out not looking like a curve. Plus, never do 2 questions. There you go, 5+4+3 to the donation drive. I tink I should be recognised as a philantropist in my generous contribution of marks. Arghh, watever, everyone said its tough, so we shall jus fail together then. Someone once said to me 'Failing together is better than failing alone, the more the merrier' That someone is me.

Physics test had 19/30. Tot I would hav flunked it, but there was apparently lots of ecf. Chem wasnt as lucky. Even though there is also ecf, most of the errors are just what it is, errors. So there is ahrd any carry foward. Therefore, it explains my marks. 10/30. Nevermind, again, Im not the only one, so I guess its just a tough paper. Another word of advice from the 1-day old birthday boy "One way to console urself, is by decieving urself."

Had NAPFA on my birthday. Happy birthday, me. Scored 2 As, in shuttle run and sit up. So proud of myself. But I flunked pull up. Expected. the moment I jumped onto the metal bar, I dropped. Gravity la. Not my fault. W=Mg. GRAVITY PLAYED A PART TOO. 2.4 flunked also. Guess, its back to failing NAPFA again this year. BUT im totally cool and calm botu failing. "Failing is the mother of success, but success's son is arrogance' SO I DECIDED. I will never want to pass my NAPFA because I will not want to be arrogant. Okay. A little case of sour grapes, but who cares.

Very high today. Duno wat happen during physics today. 3EP suddenly super high. There was a short preview of it during Bio when we starting naming digestive organs instead of repiratory organs. Then during physics, people started spamming deodorants. Surprised how many people actually have deodarants in my class, bout 10 people. Then after it got all smelly, theres a wasp that came into the classroom. So after wasting bout 10 mins spraying the deodarant, we stared at the wasp for a further 20 min. IT WAS AMUSING. The teacher, Mr Leow actually watched it together with us. Just watching the wasp fly and giving live commentary. INSANITY.

During chemistry lesson on Wednesday, had a couple of really cool experiment. Ammonium and (dunno wad) sulphate stinks. At first ammonium had no smell, so Mr Lam say heat it up a little, still no smell. So he help me heat. Then when I smelled it, I took a really good whiff. YUCKS, the smell sucks. According to Rachel Lee, she said that Yiting said (getting abit complicated), last year her class 2HM got 1 guy tot he got block nose so he go breathe too much of the ammonium. Ended up fainting on the spot. Are people that dumb? Or is it only him? Whatever, it was funny, so that dumb guy is forgiven for his dumbness.

Basically I have been crapping. Now time for the thanks. Thanks for all the people who gave me presents and SMSed me birthday wishes. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. Thanks to the following people:

Yinghui --- pikachu(eh, gal thx man...you watch for ur defaced L next year, the moment I saw you walking over with the pika in ur plastic bag, I knew it was classic guaitai liao.)

Wenhui --- Bears, two to be exact(Though it will be more suitable for xiangxi, since his is spoiling, but nvm, I shall kip it. Stress reduction machinary)

Xiang Xi --- his GIGANTIC pen and GIGANTIC eraser. And I DO mean gigantic. Its seriously impossible to write, but I shall try. I mean really try.

3EP --- for wishing me happy birthday and the birthday song.

And everyone single one of you guys out there who made this birthday a memorable one! THANK YOU. Have a nice week and nice month ahead.

July

2008-07-17T17:53:00.002+08:00

YES, people and fellow netizens, I AM FINALLY FREE TO UPDATE. Following the one-update-per-month rule I set for myself, I tink its about time I update also ba.

Birthday coming!! I seriously think that the timing of my birth is really bad. 2 days later and I only hav to do inclined pull ups for NAPFA. Too bad, mum cant handle the pressure and weight of me, so she got me out 2 days earlier. Think I will fail 2 sections this time. First the 2.4 which is saps away 2years of my life everytime I run it and then the pullup which simply succeeds in breaking my arm THATS ALL. Having failed for liek 4 years in a row, I seriously am open minded about such stuff.

First things first. Today while walking down for flag raising, the staircase was super crowded. So, while in the midst of squeezing, I very unluckily stood behind this sec1 boy. I think I could only blame my height, cuz his hair was just beneath my nose. AND OMG, his hair smelled liek ammonia. Its those piercing smell which I think is used in concentration camps. It simple bypassed my nostrils and went staright into my lungs, thats how smelly his hair was. He better start washing his hair soon, or he could manage his own concentration camp soon.

Had listening comprehension on Tuesday. It sucked. They asked us to report at 2.00. The examiners sashayed in at 2.30 happily with a smile on their face. I supposed they were at the canteen eating their bowl of NATA DE COCO happily. Then they ushered us in. Then they went to this broadcasting channel, 92.4, i think. I never knew it actually started at 3.00. So they played some wierd music on the radio while I struggle to peel my eyelids open. Its like you feel like sleeping but scraed that when you finish sleeping, the whole thing is over. So I stayed awake and quite gladly so, cuz penguin soon made a visit and scolded those hwo were sleeping. I think Cambridge are really smart. They actually played this music for half an hr to lull us to sleep first. CHEAPSKATE!

Theres chemistry SPA coming up I tink. At least now my speed is improving and I can FINALLY finish at elast one reading in time. But still, I stick to my stand and feel that titration is a waste of glass and water and acid and human resources. Who in the world cares whether there is impurity in a sample annot. Even if they do, its NOT our problem. Stop making their problem my problem. YOU HEARD THAT MOE?!?! Okay, think overly stress, too much pent up anger.

Screwed up my previous physics test. Didn't even realised I never finish the paper till my friends toked about it. Minus 5 marks. Then, didnt noe stew pit barometer doesnt change height even if tilted, minus another 3 marks. Well done clarence, you hav officially donated 8 marks to the National Donation Booth. Your kind dontation will be gratefully accepted. ARGHH!

Toking about achrity. Anyone know that the reverant mingyi just go caught by police for embezzlement. Seriously la, who will dare to donate anymore if such things keep happening. First Durai, then now monk also steal. Durai, understooded, he need it for his golder water taps. But then monk need for wat?!?! New hairstyle? New robe? Stupidity. He climbed the suntec city for nothing, now he is just a joke. Remembered him climbing up the suntec city, then his face constipated look, looked so pitiful, but I guess he was simply having constipation then. Honesty is the best policy. He could have been a role model for the young, and remained in the hearts of the needy. Too bad, greed is afterall too hard to overcome in his case.

Oral Oral Oral. Super cheem sia. I of all topic managed to get youth olympic. Besides feeling very proud and...being extremely proud and...being super proud for my country I really duno wad to say. Wanted to say bout economy, but I totally forgotten wat is economy called in chinese. Then the stew pit female teacher, keep showing me off her head, as if I have nothign better to look at. So i completely ignored her and just toked to the male teacher. Preferred the two old pervertic uncle at the side. They kip smiling and looking at you, MUCH MUCH btr then that rude girl.

Done with the update. Tmr S.S test..After I finish it, then just msn me if you want answers. Tmr lesson is quite slack, first 3 lesson is just purely listen no nid think. English, Charisma, HCL. Pure slack, perfect for pure slackers like me.

NITEZ, HAVE FUN IN SCHOOL AND GD LUCK IN THE COMING MONTH. GONG XI FA CAI!

HAPPY NATIONAL DAY, SINGAPORE. Forgot how old you are liao, sry ah. At most I sing louder for you at flagraising tmr, since I forgot your age. BYEEEEE.

The Past Month

2008-06-25T10:16:00.004+08:00

Hey, IM BACK, and I only found time when Im in school. THATS SAD. Kind Mr kek actually brought us over to the computer lab to update out blog, HOW KIND. Basically, everything is normal, Im still surviving, people around me are still surviving, people further away from me are dying from earthquake and typhoon. so its pretty abnormal for them, but its normal for me so far.

Hmm, currently the world is like DYING. Earthquake blasting everywhere, typhoon flying about anyway, anywhere. Mother Nature is showing her fury for killing her trees and stealing her oil. What a scary Mother sia. Sichuan earthquake, one die after another, one building drop after another, typhoon not any better, one rooftop fly after another, one person fly after another. ITS SAD indeed.

What makes this thing even more sad is that school has REOPENED. As you can see, Im now in school and it isnt exactly the best place to be in, considering you hav homework slamming down ur throat every lesson. Have a couple of new teachers, ryan and jacq. Don't really like jacq but ryan is FINE, at least not as bad as I thought he would have been. And one more thing, I officialy hate chemistry. As if titration is not 'fun' enough, moles just simply can't be absorbed by me. I simple cannot understand the need for finding what moles is. Who cares about what is inside particles that is too puny for us to even see? Get a life for goodness sake. The dumb guy that found out about moles must be some guy who got nothing better to do and wrote a whole lot of shit to torture his beloved decendants.

Somethings less saddening, is the outing with HKLLSSNT. If my memory isnt failing me again, we went to suntec city to watch movie, thanks to the occasionally retarded xx suggestion. Apparently, theres nothing to do there, except to watch movie and play brainless Playstation games with a spoiled controller. The very bigshot wenhui and shiyong arrived at 3.00p.m, fyi, we were suppose to meet at 12.00nn. As usual I arrived at 12.45, poor qixian have to survive alone with xiangxi for that 45min. Watched Kungfu Panda. Its the best movie I watched in a while. Past movies: Ironman, Run papa Run. Trust me, the movie I stated is seriously and BORING and LOOOOONG. The Ironman should just rush straight to the point and not show the lovey dovy part. Run papa Run make me feel like running to, IT is that boring.

During the june holidays, went to taiwan. Oh gosh, the air there is PATHETIC. I think I will suffocate there if I saty there any longer. Everyone there smokes. There's like a mobile smoke factory there. They just stuff that stick down their throat and smokes like noone business. What's worse is that my tour guide is actually one of those mobile smoke factory. The amount of cigarettes he smokes a day is like CRAZY. Not to mention, he actually brought us to this village to stay when we were suppose to stay in a hotel. Then he claimed that we should experience a countryside lifestyle. How thoughtful of him. Pity we simple can't appreciate it. The village got nothing at ALL, except for alot of mosquitos and smoke. Go down there feed mosqiutos only sia. But, in fairness, the whole trip wasn't too bad, the food was great, the air was bad, the tour guide was the worst. Oh, have I mentioned that the tourguide spoke to us cantonese for the entire trip? Its like '对不起,我的话语不好,我会一广东话跟你们沟通.' Ya, great, not like you are giving us any choice, then for the rest of the speech he was blabbering off with his excellent cantonese that no one seem to understand except for himself. One more thing, how did he actually survive in taiwan without knowing how to speak chinese?!?! SHOCKING.

Went to cruise later on in the week, missed wenhui's band concert, SRY. EHH, cruise really has nothing on, except for the super cooling air-conditioner and the food there, the rest of the stuff are seriously boring. Spent three days there, stoning, staring at walls and television. Yea, go there basically be a pig, eat sleep eat sleep. Yea, I know guaitai likes it, but she is afterall guaitai.

Yep, thats all for my holidays, the last week was the sleeping and rushing of homework week. Finished most of it, thankfully. Those that I havent finish, I SHOULD be able to finish by this week, so, I guess its back to school life again.

Another thing, skipped yangyan's chinese chess today. Cuz I was lazy to go there and sit for 2hrs seeing yangyan. Therefore, I decided to PON. Then, mum dun want help me sign excuse slip, shitttttt. Olvls oral is coming soon too, everyone please train your vocals, fine tune ur voice, dun eat chocolates now, and dun destroy ur voicebox, olvl oral is officailly in 8 days time. AND my handphone is spoiled!!! Just by sliding the phone, '1's will appear on my phone miraculously. and the keypad is screwed up, pressing the 'clear' buttons means full stop or commas, oh gosh, my phone is throwing tantrums again!

Also, I am lazy to do the quiz that Im tagged to do. Basically cuz some of the answers are pretty rhetorical, like 'What do you think an ideal best friend should be like?' Obviously, the answer to this is like loyal dun betray etc etc, who in the right mind will wan their ideal best friend to betray them. yea, so I decided to NOT do.

This post halfway do in school, halfway bring back home, rather rushed, but still an update, gd luck in the orals and have fun in school.

May 3-19

2008-05-18T17:38:00.004+08:00

Im back finally after a 2 weeks break. Yea yea, I know its after exams and I SHOULD by right have enough time to update EVERYday, since Im not being banned from using the computer. But by left, the feeling of freedom finally after exams is like 'WOW!' thus therefore hence so I never update for 1 day, and another and another and another..okay, you get my point. Altogeher 14days.

Half the days I was just slacking at home, staring at the walls, listening to my mum nag, she could be an olympic champ in that, no competitor close to her. Its like 24/7she could say the same thing over and over again without knowing she had said that exact same thing 1min ago. Staring at the 4 walls is quite fun considering that I have been playing computer and watching TV for the past few days nonstop. AND oh crap, its hardly 1 week and I am actually bored. BORED was never a word I would use during/before exams, it appeared to me while I was playing a particular game for bout 4 hrs, then after that I was like BORED BORED BORED.

Okay, got to stop talking crap and actually type something with purpose. DEBRIEF goes first because its the thing that has been pissing me. First they make us squeeze in the hall which is the killer for people who are claustrophobic, then not like we are not sweating enough, the fans are like blowing nowhere. I was placed nicely in the middle and the radiation of heat from everyone SHOULD be one of the major factors of global warming. As if thats not enough, the teacher try to psych us out by giving out the result later and explaining marking scheme first. Basically the whole thing sucked. By the way, have I mentioned that they put two debriefs in the row, people with weak heart like mine can easily faint if got two HUGE blows in a row, and that was what exactly happened.

First up was english and maths.In my defence, I knew my amaths was going to die, I just do not know how badly. NEVER, I shall repeat for the benefit of those blind people, NEVER thought that I would scrap pass for my english. I had 55.5/110 for english, thats like after I failed my summary AND comphre. Its like nvr have I did so badly la, for my english. That cher that marked my paper is so not going to get a teacher's day present from me man..For my amaths, its okayyy, not too good, but not too bad either in my opinion because I thought I would have failed. Erm..I realised I have eight subjects and its going to take very very long to describe every single subject because I have lots of comments for every subjects, so I shall therefore summarise.

Biology, almost flunked, just passed, whatever way you see it, it just suck, I got 50, its really ON the line pass, somehow someway managed to pass. Physics also, careless+no time is equals to yet another just pass ----53. Chemistry another just pass, my so called 'cannot-make-it' subject actually managed to get the highest of my sciences ----55.5. You btr remember this score because for 3 tests I had this exact score. Chinese, not too good, but I felt consoled when I saw the other people's results, all very near mine, SO COMFORTING. AND you guessed it right..I got 55.5. S.S and history failed, despite me scoring quite high for content, but my source just simply SUCK. I dun bother to care so much about how people feel/think, needless to say, I dun even bother to care about what people feel about hitler, therefore, my results shows my feelings. MY one and only saving grace, life saver, face saver, glory bringer, whatever you say it, is my EMATHS. Got my ONE and ONLY A1.

AS you all can see, very clearly, my results is SOOO consistant all 50s. I srsly hope that my results sometimes cna be a little more colorful, at least there will be an element of surprise, all 50s NO FUN. Oh by the way have I mentioned my meeting with HIM? HIM was walking down the lecture debrief when HE saw me and many others wearing P.E, so he decided to play a cat and mouse game with us, the cat always win, DAMMIT. HIM made us go outside to sign autobiography for him, to accompany HIM till 6for 3 seperate days. Lucky, my mum called him and managed to persuade him to change his mind. By the way, HIM is a.k.a Loony.

After the very heavy-hearted stuff, I'm sure ur heart is a little heavy and a little sad since I reminded you guys of ur very very SAD results. Les talk about some light hearted stuff.

I TINK if I never remember wrongly, on marking day, went out with xx, gavril, wenhui, shiyong, joyce. I was not the latest!! Its so refreshing to be able to scold the latest people, and FINALLY Im not the one. Gvaril arrived the latest and his face was blacker then wat it usually is, which seemed quite impossble, but it is true. At the first place, shdnt our face be balcker then his since we ARE the one that went round looking for him..NVM NVM, I am a forgiving person. Then we say Quan Yifong and her bodyguard, wah seh MUSCLES seh. Quan Yifong was chasing the girl, supposedly for girls whose hair cannot make it, and have lost all hopes in it and make turtles feel proud of their hair. XX was one of them and a miracle happened, they acually never caled him out. But I bet its cuz they nvr see him, see him sure kena prime target. MUST REBORN AND REBORN AND REBORN his hair to get nice silky hair. After that, we went to watch the movies, SUPERHERO MOVIE. OKAY, its was FUNNY..at least it manage to furfill my sense of humor. ITS NICE, trust me. After that we went to the arcade, which is not really called an arcade, the games you can play there are really minimal, NOT much of an arcade, but on the bright side, at least it is closing down. AT least, I THINK its closing down, considering how poor business is. Afterwards, headed off for some sea breeze at some wooden floor in some place, and saw the 'oh-so-familiar' cruiseship, adn the scenery is OKAY, not fantastic since theres some construction going on and the merlion head is poking out. Toked a lot of cock there. Overall had quite a fun day. ERm, have I mentioned about how wenhui met guorong there..OMG, when 2 competitor meet, you should have seen the jealousy btw them man. Guorong and Curly meet, WOAH fireworks.

And I tink my mouth is honoured these to be able to eat alot of things these days. On mother's day, ate duno wad 'Carousel' at Royal Plaza. WOW, result of inflation is 80bucks per head, but nvm, my sis's boyfriend paid, I have a feeling he is going to break up with her in the next mother's day. But the food there is HEAVENLY sia, buffet plus seafood, abit overpriced though I feel, since you have to eat 80 bucks worth of food. ITS LIKE STUFFING FOOD DOWN UR THROAT just for that 80 bucks. Then last thurs, went to Plaza Sing to eat Manhatten's Fish Market. OMG, the food there is REALLLY nice sia. Dun play play, the price also very nice, but my mum got voucher, so oh well, I shall just eat while they pay...

OKAY, I dun tink I missed out anymore stuffs this past 2 weeks, its basically about eating, sleeping, having fun, going school. Going to taiwan on first week of holidays, so there's still another week of boredom. Anyone interested in going out to just wander around? I'm freeeeeee, too free in fact, now I got to entertain myself by staring at walls again.

I shall complete this blog post by doing one of xx's quiz...

1.Name 20 person you can think if right now. Don't read the questions until you name them. At the end of this, choose five people to do this.

1.Shiyong
2.Xiangxi
3.Wenhui
4.Clarence Low
5.Yinghui
6.Gavril
7.Qixian
8.Benjamin
9.Joyce Ngiam
10.Walter
11.Yew Weng
12.Ziling
13.Senghong
14.Kaihuai
15.Anngie
16.Chrystal
17.Wenyuan
18.Singhui
19.Darren
20.Weiseng

A)How did I meet 14?
When I was in GR and I sat on his seat.

B)What would I do if I never met 1?
A super good friend lost, and another hard find for another friendship

C)What would I do if 9 and 20 dates?
I wouldn't do anything, they quite compatible ma

D)How about 6 and 17?
Mismatch? But theres hope theres hope, maybe there a inner beauty and gavril thats left to be uncovered

E)Describe 3
Once my sis, forever my sis. In the same STMG and HKLLNSST as me. Frequently depressed, most of the time smiling though, depressed and smiling dun go well together. Being liked by 3 different guys. And most importantly, MY SUPER GD FRIEND!!

F)Is 8 attractive?
Yea, lots of girls go mad over him de okay, wan date him make appointment pls.

G)Describe 7
Nice lips. Have a nice way to solve matter, the most direct way --- violence. Vegetarian, he is the one killing our trees in the world. Usually blur and gullible, and also locates in HKLLNSST. Nice friend to have.

H)Do you know any of 12's family members?
Nope, not at all.

I)What would you do if 18 confessed that he/she likes you?
I have no comments, I guess I will just midgetty myself first.

J)What language does 15 speak?
English? Chinese? What you expect?

K)Who is 9 going out with?
Hmmm, 9 ah, she is one complicated gal.

L)How old is 16?
15, EH STOP ASKING RETARDED QUESTIONS LEH.

M)When is the last time you spoke to 13?
On one of the debrief days, heard he got a fever and nvr come school.

N)What is 2's favorite band/singer?
Teletubbies? If we are lucky, he might change it to 'power rangers' song soon. JkJk

O)Would you ever date 4?
If I'm despo, I might, but I won't be despo, becuz I CANT BRING MYSELF TO BE GAY.

P)Would you ever date 1?
Nope, she's my sis.

Q)Is 19 single?
I hope so, if not the girl that is with him is IN FOR A TOUGH TIME.

R)What is 10's last name?
Wong

S)Would you ever date 11?
Nope, I REPEAT. He MIGHT be gay, BUT IM NOT, so its not going to work!! Stop bugging me with questions about sexuality.

T)What is 3's school?
CCHMS

U)Where does 16 live?
Gd question....___________ fill in the blanks

V)What is 5's favorite thing?
OH GOSH, LOTS. SHe loves GOD, purple, L, pieces thingy, learning about her future through astrology bks. She is a unique girl..and she says she is happy to be one. She is INDEED a unique girl.

W)Have you ever seen 2 naked?
So what even if he is naked? What am I suppose to see? He has neither.

5 PEOPLE TO DO THIS QUIZ:
1.You
2.Like
3.Then
4.Do
5.NOW
6.SCRAM

Okay, done with my update, 2 weeks long of hiatus ends up with a uber uber long post like this, NITEZ ppl, sweet dreams, have fun in school!!

Friday May 2

2008-05-02T23:02:00.003+08:00

HIHI people..guess what IM BACK!! This week is exam week, got quite a lot of shit to report, but first we got to do some rewind.

Do you still remember the piece of black shit on my arm. Yea, INJURED. While playing soccer then decided to pull some stunt, ended up falling on the floor while stepping on the ball and then humpty dumpty. It was relatively pain, but never felt the real pain until when I went home to wash it, OMG, the sensation is like you feel like squeezing your balls but you know you cant. PAIN! But anyway thankgul for xiangxi and his tissue paper he bought brom seven-eleven, got scammed in my opiion, 1 tissue packet for 50cents. There are many people out there selling 3 for 1 buck. But none the less thanks.

Ending this real quick, reporting on so how my tests got screwed so far.

English --- relatively okay, if the marker can get the twist I will do fine, if not, I think I will get screwed. Situational was fine, just got a little naggy and I actually forgot to compare, the thing Mr Kek said we got to DO!! Nvm, I hope my marker will be linient and kind and thou may properity befall him.

Chinese --- Due to some unexpected problems like constant sleeping and nodding off, I almost had no time to do finish, but manged to rush one out JUST in time. Felt that I overwrite for my summary already, but I just wrote 80 words, thats what I did for my Sec1 and 2, hope it is 3rd time lucky. Compo was okay. Recycling bag is CHEEM. I didnt noe one kind they meant, so I ASSUME its paper bag, therefore, the cher will ASSUME I am crapping, and I will ASSUME I will therefore get low marks. But the gong han is okay, so average out.

A maths --- I have no comments.

Nah, just joking, I have too much comments, like how screwed up I am. Didnt complete 23 marks worth of ques. Went home my mum that I never do ABOUT 10 marks, THIS is called a white lie. And today Phua said to me 'eh clarence, why your maths test pull stunt?' So I just reply like 'yea la, never do a lot of questions, then other question also wrong' then he replied that I other ques did OKAY, but I never do alot of questions. AIYA, screwed already. Made me waste so much time on the partial frac problem, 40MINS leh, I at home I never remember when I actually spent more then 15 mins on 1 ques. SIGH, sianation + pissed = going soccer = injured.

S.S --- Also, too many comments. Those I studied never come out, those I never study came out. On globalisation, I studied 4/5 of the startegies, end up it came up 'managing resources', woah, I almost cursed in the middle of the paper sia, and in the morning I told ben 'eh if come out imapct, I die liao, neevr study' REALLY COME OUT. Whats wrong with my predictions man, ended up doing chapter 2 and I knew the first question because Ms Gan actually marked the question before, but good things never come in pairs. The 2nd question got stuck, I only know the given point, and duno how to do the graduate mother's scheme, after the test my firend told me 'cheaper condoms', omg, how true why I never think of that.

History --- Manageable, for part A, never did the full PEE for 1c and 1d, but also partly because no time and duno what to write for explaination, thus I deduced that happiness cant be forced and left it with only 2 PE. The content is quite easy, just that the Kalogg Briand shit ass pact, I forgot to mention easily broken pact because of self defence in my expalination. Nvm, history went OKAY. Finally the light at teh end of the tunnel.

Bio --- Can be done, but I tink theres some qustion that is careless, but considering cramping 7 chapters in 3 hours, I can actually do most of the question except for 1 or 2, its quite a miracle by itself, must be my prayer, THANK GOD sia. Never realosed the true extent of the entire chapters until I began at 3am, then chionged till 6am, bath eat, wait for bus to come. Oh by the way, watch 'japanese pranks' in youtube or 'hardgay' in youtube, SUPER FUNNY. That what made me start at 3yesterday, but Im not blaming it or giving me humor and joy.

Okay, in all, Bio hist manageable, english chinese depends, maths s.s FOREGONE. Oh have I mentioned I slept for only 2 hrs for S.S, hist and bio? Its liek for once today I can sleep on the bed and not on the stupid hard floor. Went back home today to sleep for 5hrs straight.

Erm, today was suppose to study chemistry, ended up ONLY playing soccer. It made ben and gavril feel guilty, but today was suppose to be my rest day anyway, intend to start tommorow and just chiong all the way to Sunday. After buying mother's day gift, met walter and minmin, also met cavan. Obviously, they too civilised to play soccer with us, so we played by ourselves and with the sec4s from other school. Won them 3-2, but not before qixian pulled stunts by juggling the ball in his hand before letting the ball fly past his hand into the goal to make it 2-2. Later sat 76 alone home as gav ben xx all sit 55. Basically today was SLACK and FUN.

Yea, all in all I just wana wish all of you out there good luck in ur MYE and CHEMISTRY MUG HOR. Chemistry is like my most hated subject now, nothing could enter my brain, nothing is willing to enter my brain rather. Nevermind, I shall force it down tommorow whether it likes it annot. TOO BAD, BRAIN, ITS NOT UR CHOICE!!

Okay nitezx people, have a good week and remember the things you wana do after exams because exams is ending in 5 days time, which means on thursday. GOODLUCK IN UR MYE.

2008-04-25T23:02:00.001+08:00

100 words

Speed test

Wednesday April 23

2008-04-23T23:04:00.003+08:00

ERM..back again people, to address some issues that is quite dumb acccording to me, but IT GOT to be addressed, somehow someway.

OKay, here it goes, first and foremost, to the tagboard...A very very big thanks to Shiyong and Wenhui for supporting my case, and to the unknown fella, I dunno your name, so you shall be known as fella for now, unfortunately. Kays, fella, I agree that it is none of my business when the person involved is somewhat 'UNKNOWN' to me, but have you thought that it involved two parties in this case, and not exactly a one-sided thing? Yea, for sure I dunno what '****head'--renamed as Jane, is thinking. But, everyone has their own opinions and its just a matter of perspective on how you look at the matter. Everyone deserved to be in the wrong in this case, or what you might say blamed in this case. I admit, I criticised her in this blog overboardly(if theres such a word) but she told the secrets of my good friend to others. And somehow, that deserves no BLAME at all.

Okay, thus its just not practical to play the 'push blame game' where no one wins and it will just be the chicken and egg arguement. So...

To whoever it may concern, if it does not concern you, THEN WHY THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?! GO MUGGG!!

Sorry and paisehness for somewhat criticising you here, even though I still belive in freedom of speech, especially on the web. If it caused you enormous distress, Im really really sorry and full of paisehness, SINCERELY. To her friends, I repeat. Its a difference of opinion and stand, so its senseless to even quarrel about such a matter. I have my stand, you have yours, all I can do is to say sorry, and hopefully, everything will be fine afetr this, if it isnt, theres nothing much I can do about it.

Also, I wish that if I actually said sorry in front of how many thousand people worldwide who is reading my blog, Im sure Jane could also return the favor and say sorry to my friend? Afterall two years being together could either be the happiest days of your life or a total pain in the neck, so why not use a single sorry and end the matter?

Again, I got to end this real fast, start revising soon, I wish to reallly say sorry to the person I criticised and her friends that defended her case, because I never hear her case..All I hope, I repeat HOPE, if its IMPOSSIBLE TO DO SO, its okay, that you can apologise to Apple.

Okay, actually ah, you gusy out there might not agree with this, its okay. Apple told secrets to Jane. Jane told her secrets to others. Victim: Apple. Culprit: Jane. I criticised Jane in the blog. Victim: Jane. Culprit: ME. Okay, I made myself seemed like a real jerk there, but thats the whole story. So, why not end the whole affair with just a simple yet sincere sorry?

P.S Im shun bian practicing for my situational writing, but what I say I really meant it.

Sunday April 20

2008-04-20T22:16:00.002+08:00

IM BORED and HAVE NO LIFE. Thus, in a very desperate attempt to keep me awake and alive, I shall just do one test.

Your Scholastic Strength Is Inspiring Others

You are great at developing a vision, and getting others to adopt your way of thinking.

You are talented at leading, balancing tasks, and helping people work together.

You should major in:

Counseling

Environmental studies

Law

Social work

Political science

Nursing

What Should You Major In?

Thursday April 17

2008-04-17T22:30:00.003+08:00

Yesh, IM BACK. Now, theres a much much shorter break, partly because I do not have test tommorow, and I woke up earlier today from my nap. So I got a lot a lot alot of time to crap today. But I shall not, since I should be mugging and YOU should too. Im not sure whats with the repititive words, its just a way to express my points, like 'very very very sian' and stuff.

Let me start on Monday..as I said, O-U-T-I-N-G. As usual, I overslept again, not really overslept, but I still slept a little later then I should. Reached there about 1 hr late, but better late then never right..AND I got an excuse for it. The stuuupid bus took ages to come and took ages to go, it was practically crawling its way there. Reach there liao, this is all memory work by the way, as you know, Im prone to occasional stm, went to meet Gavril, Wenhui, Shiyong, Joyce at minitoons, then, if Im not wrong, go window shopping for the feast of the eyes without buying anything, followed by XX arrival. Qixian is on his way there to meet us. So we went over to the cinema, took a long time to choose movies, decided on 'Run,papa,run' and qixian is still on his way there. So we were just wandering aimlessly outside the theatre, while waiting for qixian, who is by the way still still on his way. Finally, we realised that his 'way' is far too long then carried out pangseh action number 1, by just entering the theatres. Eventually, he DID arrive just when I and Gav was buying the stuff to munch on during the movie. All sat couple seats, 3 boys 3girls, so XX bravely and courageously be the gentlemen and sit with Wenhui who wanted to be the gentlelady. Qixian sat solo with one unknown lady in solo seats.

Okayy, time for the review of the movie. The aircon is far too cold, everytime I laugh, I can sense the muscles near my cheeks tensing, very close to cramps. Second thing, I never knew the importance of the food I bought. It actually kept me going on watching for the entire 2hrs, which is a miracle by itself. The parts are too draggy, too many times when the fella playing with his OWN nipples could just be cut off and save me the torture waching him play with his OWN nipples. Parts too draggy..as I mentioned, nipples-playing TOO long! Ended with an ending just like a fairytale, 'they lived happily ever after'. Funnily enough, 'Run, papa, run' made me feel more like running away, IT WAS THAT BAD. Apparently, the two old couple sitted behind Joyce and Co. were snoring away, SCREW they have the senior citizen thingy whereas we have the student special price, the adults should be the one which will be cursing and swearing.

Next, arcade again. I was very very determined to do better in basketball, and I actually did on the very last try in which I scored 207. But after that, hands aching like hack. Played 'childish game' AGAIN, and still, I am certainly not the best at it, Shiyong completed all the lvels, like WTH. As usual, Joyce was our guardian angel of the day, she just stood and watch us play, just that she played soem basketball with us, then decided to be guardian angel again. XX played shooting games, suit his character, KILL KILL KILL, whereas gavril tril to be funny and played some wierd drum game which is abit brainless if you ask me. Gavril was like so excited by it. Leopard never changes it spots. Qixian was our secong guardian angel, and what a loyal one he was. He didnt touch a single game, IM IMPRESSED. Wenhui played 'chindish game', and basketball TOGETHER with XX. Okay, that basicially sums up my day out, FUN. FUN. FUN.

Okay, now we got to fast foward abit, and come to today. In between, nothing much really happened, except for a few jokes here and there, fairly normal. Erm, today had msot of the slack lessons at the back. Yangyan and Mr Kek(I realised he found out about my blog), so I did have some time to revise for my Bio test after school. Ended up screwing it TOGETHER with the rest of my classmates. Tested on experiments and shit which left us STUNNED. The diagram weierd wierd wan, bloody idiot go and set up this experiment so many glass containers and shit, just use the containers to store stuff LA, dun try to be funny.

UPDATED UPDATED. Goodluck for your MYE peeps.

Sunday Apr 13

2008-04-13T11:40:00.004+08:00

YOZX people, erm sorry for not posting for so long, can tell since this is my first post of April. A little rusty now with writing my blog. Had and have been busy this few weeks with mountains and mountains of homework then on Wednesday, I was very very shagged, thus didn’t update neither. Paiseh-ness people. Thus, today shall be the day thou (Im not sure if its thy) will update thou blog.

Truth to be told, nothing really much happened after Sports days. Erm, maybe one thing. Of all things I picked up the stupid word called ‘beh’ It’s the Chinese way of saying ‘leh’, so now my sentence becomes ‘lets go beh’ NOT COOL! NOT COOL AT ALL! ‘Beh’ just don’t sounds right, thus I shall try to change this shitty word of mine back to leh.

Oh yea, and during my long time absence, I witnessed how shitty some friends could be. The one and only person in my hate list is STAYING there forever. Its his honour to be the only person there, but very soon he will have some company, accompany him you see. ----- is so close to be going in there, its only becuz Im the not victim, if I was, she will register immediately with effect from today. I'm just extra sensitive to screwed up friends(if they know what that means). F.Y.I, the person in my hate list is going nowhere, his constant dao-ing of me is not exactly the best greeting, or is that the new trend?

On a lighter note, had bazaar yesterday, I suppose my class did quite well overall, or maybe they didn't, I'm not sure. Our mascot went quite badly, whereas our food stall sold out. It was like so early then got two calls, one from Walter to tell me to go school, the other from Wenhui to tell me to buy balloons for Joyce. All this when Im still in bed, so I did a mad dash to my bathroom, then chionged to eat before going off. When I reached there, the rain was like MADNESS, completely soaked my shoe and it made a complete joke out of the 'drainage system' our school possesses. We should one of these days raise funds to supprt drainage system in our school instead. Mascot wasn't doing exactly very well, food stall was OKAY. Then went to buy balloons for Joyce, Wenhui and Shiyong. Yinghui obviuosly isnt interested in any balloons. Then I braved he rain, okay not exactly brave, I just waited at the shelter then rushed over to the other side when the time is ripe, to go over to the food stall and help sell. Overall had a nice day. Oh and anyway, very very sorry and paiseh that I never hear those who dedicated songs to me, I have a really really bad hearing and I didnt pay attention. I repeat. SORRY!

Oh yea, tommorow outing eh, its almost like the previous outing, just taht theres a more cheerful XX, and tehre shd be more people, if not then thats fine. AMK hub, 1pm for boys and 10am for girls. I think thats the timing. Those that know what Im toking about, will, those that dunno, won't. SO there you go, I'm not sure what time to go, becuz theres I needa get a horoscope book. Ehh, whatever, I shall make up my mind tommorow.

THERE YOU GO, a fully updated blog for once in April. HAve a good month ahead and MUGG for MYE people, good luck for your tests and be happy!

2008-03-29T23:32:00.009+08:00

Hello again people, okayys, another very long break, I am here to post again.

Lets start with yesterday, since wednesday and thursday are mainly the same old thing, study-bath-eat-sleep, study-bath-getscolded-eat-sleep, YEAH, you get my point.
Yesterday was Sports Day, and for once I thought I would be early, apparently I thought wrongly, because I was supposed to meet Walter, Gavril, Senghong, Xiangxi and Qixian at 6.30, ended up reaching there at 7.20, no wonder they are mad. When I reached there, they quickly chionged over to the stadium, then Yinghui called to say she lost her way. Timely right her... so I went back to find her, then she already go already, so I went to staium alone, and then met Cavan on the way so went together with him and his friends. Long long story make short, Yinghui lost her way, I went stadium alone. Ha! That explains why I was so late.

After reaching the stadium, I finally realised how late I actually was when I saw mass and mass of students already there. So I squeezed my way though the people and went to find Xiangxi and co. Happened to hav a mini-fg gathering when almost all the boys plus shiyong, wenhui and yinghui and joyce sitted there. The meet was largely the same, our school winning some and losing most, but they are super super brave to be even running in front of so many people. It got much much livelier when there happened to be the planting of beans on XX head, it somehow worked but the beans were too big, so he easily swept it away. Therefore, the smart us decided to evolve and use rice instead. Obviously this fool proof plan worked and all the rice fell nicely into xx wonderfully spiked hair. I hope he had gotten rid of most away or it very well might grow into something not very nice today. Then somehow, dun ask me how, it somehow turned into a fight, and Senghong threw water bottle at Shiyong, then Shiyong threw the water back, suay suay hit qixian instead. ITS QIXIAN. QIXIAN, mind you. Being Qixian, he decided to do something a little dumber then his usual self and throw it back to Shiyong. Then I stuck out my hand, it deflected off my hand, not sure whether it hit Shiyong, but it ended up hitting a bunch of not-so-happy people below us. Maybe it sounds confusing up till now, but its NOT cuz of my language, its just simply a sequence of events happening at a very fast pace. OHHH and I had a lot of extreme candid photos taken by wenhui and shiyong which is like &^%$#@, but nevermind, I will get some payback AFTER I get my memory card.

Ehh, so after all the fight and brawl to spice up the entire Sports Day, which made it one of the better Sports Day I attended, XX and I were undecided whether to go LAN or watch movie with Shiyong, Wenhui, Joyce and Qianyun. He decided to watch movie in the end becuz of a reason I think I know, and I think most of you who read wenhui blog knows.

Basically had a great great time there. First went to food court when someone was not in a very good mood, and seems mentally unstable, keep saying the f word to his phone. HE claimed he had a stomach ache, but still dun attitude us mahhh, afterall, not like its our fault that his stomach ached at the wrong time, but cheer up beh, its only a stomach ache and a spoilt phone. There are people many mile away without a phone and surviving on a empty stomach.

After that, we went to have our ticket, which they scammed us the first time by charging us 2.50 more, but we ended having it back because the manger refunded us in the end. We were suppose to watch shutter, and its like a HORROR. Not being too friendly with ghost like I am, Qianyun did not want to watch whereas XX just couldn't bear watching a ghost while a stomachache, so it was left with Gavril, me qixian, joyce, wenhui and shiyong to be very very brave and watch the show.

When we entered the cinema, it was quite dark, so wenhui was the first to go in to sit, so she was like 'how to enter?'. Then the two big fat male slobs sitting in front of her was like 'walk la!' Its super rude can, just because we disrupted their honeymoon, then they vent their anger on us, you should have seen the size of their legs, TOTALLY HUMONGOUS. Then you see their body, it makes a pig feel proud of its size, its SIMPLY COLOSSUS sia. You can't exactly blame wenhui for asking how to enter, even I was abit shocked by the amount of mass their leg takes up. However, based on their attitude, its a complete waste of space and they should do something about their weight! Someone please just send them over to eat Slim 10 or anything, something that reduces their weight and change their bloody rude attitude IF they can.

The show started off NOT like a ghost show, it seemed like a romantic show with XXX scenes and whatever, but it proceeded to be quite scary (IM EASILY SCARED), and my wallet was put to good use, by covering my eyes completely. I see joyce and wenhui also like me, very scared, I was quite comforted. Then shiyong and gavril have their school p.e shirt on their hands, I suppose its for covering their eyes, so AGAIN, Im comforted. Then I see qixian, the very unnerving look on his face, if you had seen his face, you would have thought he was watching a weather forecast, his face never changes, even when the ghost comes out, he is like the same face, except for the occasional twitch in muscle, brave sia him. YOU SEE, IT PAYS TO BE A VEGETARIAN...

After that, it was all arcade and stuff, only qixian got to be left out becuz he was wearing the school p.e, so the 3 girls and me and gavril entered inside. Played the basketball game, which is darn fun la, only that I sucked at it, and my arms started to ache after a while, but it was very very fun. Then we went over to the 'childhood game', so we call it, because its a complete idiot proof game that dun nid you to use your brain at all. Turned it was not so idiot proof, because it was TOUGH. Then there was the shooting game, Time Crisis and another-game-which-I-forgot, which shiyong was very pro at, gavril was quite pro, wenhui was scared to kill people and I didnt noe how to aim, that basically summed up the entire game which means I and wenhui was not that good and shiyong and gavril was good in. Mind you, shiyong is super good at all the games lor, stunning leh. Joyce just stood by the side and watched us play, she very civilised de wor, just watch us play but never play anything herself.

Again, very very long story made short, yesterday was really fun and had a great time there at AMK hub.

Okay, this extremely long post is to compensate for the past few days in which I slacked at, and lazy to blog. I shall try to blog ASAP.

NITEZ PEEPS

2008-03-26T22:48:00.002+08:00

Okay today's post will be really short, got to hurry up and study my biology. Today got massacred by Maths test, out of 3 questions, did 2.5 did not complete the second question, but then its not bad liao, at least I managed to did 2ques completely.

Latest update on all my results just before sch holis.

Maths ----8/25 (BLOODY RESULT)(INDICES@$T%%^#%)
Physics ----24/30
Chemistry ----16/25
Biology ----22/30
Social Studies 1st test ----4/20
Social Studies 2nd test ----18/20
English Report Writing ----19/30
History ----19/20

I'm basically spamming all the results becuz I forgot which I had already written down on the blog and which I had not. Thats becuz I hav stm which some of you already noe, and I just gonna list ALL.

Haven't yet completed my maths file, but I'm just gonna hack till Phua chases after me. Not like I give a thing about what he 'orders' us to do after he continuously emo our class these days. I will touch on he emo-ing some other days, preferably tommorow when I have more time. Now I gotta chiong to do my bio.

BYE

2008-03-25T23:06:00.001+08:00

What Clarence Seow Chen Harn Means

You are very open. You communicate well, and you connect with other people easily.

You are a naturally creative person. Ideas just flow from your mind.

A true chameleon, you are many things at different points in your life. You are very adaptable.

You are relaxed, chill, and very likely to go with the flow.

You are light hearted and accepting. You don't get worked up easily.

Well adjusted and incredibly happy, many people wonder what your secret to life is.

You are usually the best at everything ... you strive for perfection.

You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive.

You have the classic "Type A" personality.

You are wild, crazy, and a huge rebel. You're always up to something.

You have a ton of energy, and most people can't handle you. You're very intense.

You definitely are a handful, and you're likely to get in trouble. But your kind of trouble is a lot of fun.

You are friendly, charming, and warm. You get along with almost everyone.

You work hard not to rock the boat. Your easy going attitude brings people together.

At times, you can be a little flaky and irresponsible. But for the important things, you pull it together.

You are very intuitive and wise. You understand the world better than most people.

You also have a very active imagination. You often get carried away with your thoughts.

You are prone to a little paranoia and jealousy. You sometimes go overboard in interpreting signals.

You are the total package - suave, sexy, smart, and strong.

You have the whole world under your spell, and you can influence almost everyone you know.

You don't always resist your urges to crush the weak. Just remember, they don't have as much going for them as you do.

You are well rounded, with a complete perspective on life.

You are solid and dependable. You are loyal, and people can count on you.

At times, you can be a bit too serious. You tend to put too much pressure on yourself.

You are very charming... dangerously so. You have the potential to break a lot of hearts.

You know how what you want, how to get it, and that you will get it.

You have the power to rule the world. Let's hope you're a benevolent dictator!

You are truly an original person. You have amazing ideas, and the power to carry them out.

Success comes rather easily for you... especially in business and academia.

Some people find you to be selfish and a bit overbearing. You're a strong person.

What's Your Name's Hidden Meaning?

Thurs/Fri/Sat March 20th-23th

2008-03-22T23:57:00.003+08:00

YOZ PEOPLE, after a long long long long (you get my point) time, never blog liaos, abit rusty. Actually, its because I was a little tired and stressed out and stuff about school stuff then decided to sleep early and focus more on school work these days. BUT Im fine now.

Lets start with Thursday. Screwed my oral up big time. The moment I dao-ed mm twice by first looking at Raymond, then looking at finger/ ceiling, I knew she hated me from then on. But I DIDNT hate her, so I up there and said my oral and stuff. Realised her face blacker then dog, as if her boyfriend(if she has one) just ditched her, then she like trying her very best to mark me down. When I say one word wrong, WOAH, you should have seen the speed of her pen, like writing essay lidat. THATS when I started to hate her. Then wehn I left her, I whispered a 'thankyou' to her, her ears on her backside never hear, want me to say 'thankyou' to her again. DREAM ON. I just ignored her and told her I said it already.

And eh, maths test the past week didnt do well at ALL either. Phus said my indices spammed crosses, as expected. Matrices at the test ahd sudden brain block and was thinking of what to do for lunch(I dunno why also), so forgot how to multiply, thus I screwed BOTH my matrices AND indices. People, question here. Whats the topic of the test? YESH, you are right! ITS MATRICES AND INDICES. Therefore, I had screwed up big time in that test.

These two tests are liek the wake up call that I better start bucking up, cuz my Maths has been faily unstable, like Sang Nila Utama's boat lidat, very shaky and thus I got to sacrifice something, and that unfortunately gotta be computer time.

Yesterday, had Good Friday. First time I went to Good Friday on a CHINESE mass due to Mum's error. Its like BORING BORING BORING. Wake me up so early to attend something I do not understand at all. For the first time, my family created history sia, went there 10 mins before mass, and since it GOOD FRIDAY, I expected mass crowds there already. Turned out that everyone, too, HATED chinese mass since you could neither understand nor figure out what the priest is trying to say. He is teaches english mass and poor him does have han yu pin yin, I bet he was cursing.

Before I end it, special thanks to two person.

Firstly, Jesus, for dying on the cross and forgiving all our sins. Even with the chinese subtitle, I somehow will never imagine the amount of pain you felt when you were crucified on the cross for us, sinners. On the 3 times he fell under the weight of the cross, he never complained and only accepted his fate, placing his faith fully in the hands of God. Upon dying on the cross, he wished that he could use his body and blood to clear the sin of us sinners. Words can't express my gratitude in allowing us to start afresh as sin-free people.

Second person, I wish to thank is Yinghui. As much as we so often dont agree about the sexuality of the men you love, namely Malfoy and L. Yesterday, when I talked on the phone for a stunningly long time, somehow relieves some of the stress and pressure one me. Thanks Thanks. And, yea had a great time talking. I can crap alot lahhs, but gossiping also can. 'Gossiping makes life more interesting mahs', anyways, thanks. Paiseh, for not being able to make it to your easter celebration though.

Okay nitez people, have a great week ahead, I shall update as soon as possible.

2008-03-18T23:17:00.002+08:00

Sian-ned today, ALL the tests are like cannot make it. But again I dont wish to decieve myself, and I guess I didnt really study as hard for chinese, becuz the words suddenly look very foreign to me, I ALSO DUNNO WHY.

Stupid tears and crying comphre for the HCL test, I actually misunderstood the whole essay, I thought that the person sing, so the camel very touched thats why cry (those that take HCL will naturally understand what Im toking about), turns out that they were actually suffering thats why cry...SOOO like shitty lor, qian bian in other words. AND th ebloody cow, I actually though the cow missed the owner then cry, turns out its actually very sad that its gonna die, STUPID SELFISH COW, make me lose my marks, YOU WATCH OUT, I GO ON BEEF SPREE THEN YOU KNOW.

Chinese marks ----29/50

Next, amaths, was not as screwed as I thoguht I would be. Scored relatively satisfactory, but its just tyco-ism at work, and Lady Luck just worked overtime for me together with God guiding me. Long story make short, I hardly did anything, just lucky lucky score quite OKAY. OKAY = unexpected.

Maths --- 15.5/25

Today, nothing much happened, only that YY cockeyed, said that out oral was today according to BOTH of her timetable, apparently theres a third timetable which she did not see. So, innocent students as we are actually thought there really was oral and rushed down there after lesson, sad to say, YY decided to play Aprils' Fool joke a tad too early.

Okay, tmr physics paper and mugging for chemistry and english test, NITEZ.

Tues March 18

2008-03-18T00:29:00.002+08:00

School open liaos. Got spammed by homework when its only the first day of school. LAx la chers, got so many more days, take it slow, take it slow. Actually, I wont liek to deceive myself, but its becuz I had carried forward my holis homework, but who will liek to place the blame on themselves, SO ITS STILL THE TEACHERS' FAULT!!

Got my History back and my English essay. Got nothing to complain about. Both scored fairly well except for English...abit low, but I'm easily satisfied.

History ---19/20
English---19/30

Upcoming failures...Maths and Physics both recieving tommorow, Physics Choy Kee say our class mass failures, only improve a little bit from last time. That means that we have flunk it AGAIN. Maths even more cruel, its like Phua said our class whole class die. SO Im mentally prepared liao, but somehow my name not on remedial list, so okayys la, maybe wont be that bad afterall.

Gotta chiong YY's bloody shithead compo info gathering and memorising shit. ITS SUCKS. IT SUCKS EVEN MORE TO BE STUDYING AT 1. But I was the one that brought this sucky stuff to myself, so thats that.

Selemat is still out running and plucking Pong Pong from trees to eat. Its Day 19 liao. Theres a new and a much uglier Selemat photo in the public now. He might have grown a moustache unless he decided to steal a Gillette shaver from I-dunno-who. Wonder where he does his shitting and urinating. And theres like no toilet paper. Sick bastard. No wonder theres like so mnay poo on my house's outside. Dun tell me Mas Selemat hiding in some treehouse of hes near my house sia. According to my 15 years experience, he will soon die from food poisoning. Either that or he will be camping in his treehouse when lightning strike then suay suay kena strike down. CRAP CRAP CRAP~~~

Chionging homework in progress...

About Me, but I don't trust it somehow

2008-03-16T23:35:00.002+08:00

Lets101 - Online Dating

Lets101 Quizzes - Fun quizzes for blog & myspace

2008-03-14T23:44:00.003+08:00

HELLO people, Im back and more screwed up then ever. Was rushing through my chinese Edulearn homework, and then I recalled my past experience in fg.

It taught me something. I HAD NEVER NEVER done a single chang wen suo duan(summary) and no one had actually called me to ask me why I havent done YET. What a stunning find. That actually means...in case those people dun understand what Im implying, it actually means you dont at have to do the comphreSSS, or the summarieSS, you can leave the thanks for later. PSSSST, this is highly confidential, but then again its on the blog, so its not exactly the most private place you could find...At least thats what I gonna do for my assignments save time, save brain juices.

In which I feel that our education system is not at all practical and the tingxies and studying of textbooks are ALL just an act of us acting like we do some stuffs ins chool instead of lazing around. In actual fact out O'Levels Chinese paper does not even test on our words, and it all tests on is comphre with zong he tian kong. DUMB RIGHT! Whats with them stressing us out with cheem stuff and making us do such stuff for nothing. Then not like its not bad enough, how in the world by spamming us comphre are we suppsoe to improve out chinese? Comphre is about luck, if you know, good for you, if you dunno pray for you, theres no two things about it, adn they expect us to be extreme pros in chinese just because we got spammed with comphre? TWO WORDS. DREAM ON! Or three words also can. GO AND DIE.

On the brighter note, had class bbq with ep yesterday, and had loads and loads of fun. One thing though, never play soccer in the rain ever again sia, because you cant grip the ball neither could you see the ball, especially speckys like me. The food was great, Phua was the cook for the night whereas Lim sat there and be food taster. Had a great time anyways, and I actually did not get diarrhoea. I thought it is sure plus 100% get diarrhoea liao, then go home, even though ate some bloodied chicken, it somehow got digested and became part of my blood, 3 CHEERS. Plus waterside high class sia..can bbq even though its raining. It an experience for me, but I mountain tortoise, so maybe is not so for you all. Long story make short, had a great time there.

School home work also done until about there, by about there, it means can make it, but of course, got abit shortchange here shortchange there, but I believe with my determination and my peseverence I can get it done in a few days.

I believe...

I believe...

But its unbelievable, so dont believe. I decided instead to preapre for certain tests when sch reopens like the chemistry, which fyi I still cant get it, kind souls which are stunners and can teach patiently and gladly will be gratefully accepted. If you teach me good luck will befall on you, and you will have a good covalent bond with your stead. Okeyys, I'm crapping as usual, but I seriously need some coaching, and my maths is like erhmm. Half dead. In which I think I flunk my maths until $%$#%@^$#, Phua said our class got 2 extremes, some did very well and some failed, only few middle, so I think if I can double digit, not bad already.

This is the end, thank you for your kind attention. NITE.

Wed Mar 12

2008-03-12T22:42:00.004+08:00

Hi again people, updating my blog YET again, the 2nd time this week. Partly because I'm very bored, and partly because I'm lazy to do homework, whichever part issit, it both constitutes to why I'm blogging now...

Hmm, today had bio and chem make-up lesson, AS USUAL, I was late again for Bio, but not as bad as the photography trip, I was only late for 15 mins, improvement better than nothing mahs. Went into 3EP before realising that I was suppose to go to IT resource room 3, so I chiong over there, then met kimwee on the way there. Got someone to accompany me so its not too bad. Turns out that my ready-made excuse doesnt need to put in good use, Ms Mong completely dao me, only give me THAT face. So, I just sashayed in and find my seat.

After Bio, we(boys) were liek comtemplating whether or not to pon chem and go watch movie with the girls. Turned out I was too guai too follow we stayed abck to attend Chem before heading off for the movies ourselves. Chem was just sianess, only achieved in maing me more confused, but now at least still can grasp some stuffs.

After that, is the more fun part. Walter, darren, me and hansel decided to go Plaza Sing to catch Step Up 2. Caught the 3p.m movie, so we had to laze around in KFC for like 2hrs straight, talking about stuffs that are damn amusing, dunno why damn high, so keep on laughing todae. After wards when we were headind up the cinema, saw weiseng there lehs, was like stunned for a few seconds, but then later on also just say hello then walk away liao, cuz we were running a little late and Walter needa relieve himself.

The movie was quite nice, funny at parts and interesting at others, at least it doesnt make you feel like dying in there. Didn't watch Step Up 1, but it is a completely different plot thus fret not whether you will or will not understand the plot. No spoilers here, so whether its a good or bad thing, just watch the movie and find out. coughFREE ADcough. coughFREE ADcough.

There's maths remedial tommorow, so it signifies another trip back to school, to meet teacher again. Probably learning abotu partial fractions, which is crapped up in my case, really need this remedial, after that gotta head off together to class bbq at Waterside, together with weekiat, chenhao, mr phua, me and darren, possibly others too, but so far thats whom and who I know will surely be going.

People, the halfway point of out break is here, there is no more time left. Sleep while you can, eat while you can, have fun while you can. Do not think lowly of time, start mugging homework as the exams are coming back to haunt us AGAIN.

By the way, it will be haunting us for another 8-9 weeks, so just enjoy this 1 week while you still can.

Wed Mar 12

2008-03-12T01:50:00.004+08:00

Kays, changed my blogskin todae, super glad that its finally off and done with. Special thanks to Wenhui who help me choose and change my blogskin, as promised, I will leave this whole paragraph to thank you for your WONDERFUL and kind generosity. Even though ah Wenhui is not the biggest person you can find in the world, also not the person with the best of memories, she is very helpful okay, help me and xx-tou change our blogskin, so to express my gratitude, I will not suan you about your tallness (positive way of saying it) for one week. Once again, thanks for your kind and generous contribution to creating this blogskin for me. THANKS AGAIN!

Today went for photography outing, as usual was late, this time a pretty mild wan. Only half an hour. Mr Tan ignored my presence, so I ignored his too and sneaked into the gourp, thorugh this whole clump of bushes which contained mass spiderwebs. It was supposed to be free and easy actually, but ended up going in a group which has it plus and unplus points. You see, actually Joon Seng wanted to let us free and easy, then he remembered got Mas Selemat, scared he hiding in his treehouse on one of the trees; having a picnic, so for our safety decided to lead us. Was uper nice la, the whole landscape and stuff, overall had a good outing, even though it lasted only about 1.5hrs. Later on went alone to Plaza Sing, only to realise how gi-gan-tic it actually is. Haven't been there for like ages, then got a bit stunned la naturally, but still managed to get the stuff my mum wanted and then I headed back home.

TIRED TIRED TIRED. So I slept for 5 hours straight to make up for my lost sleep and here I am at 2.00 telling you guys bout what happened today. I should start turning back my biological clock sooner rather than later man..Intend to complete some of my work by today, so that I won't be too screwed up on the last day of the hols. Damage limitation, some people call it, at least thats what I call it.

And Happy bdae Yinghui!! Even though sometimes we dont really agree with each other e.g L looks gay, so does malfoy. But since its your bdae, I will agree with you for today only that L looks super manly especially when he stuck the ultra big lollipop down his throat. Continue to be cheerful and just be yourself, your abnormal wierdo self, only then it will be truely you, yea? Have a happy bdae!!

Monday March 10

2008-03-10T15:08:00.003+08:00

SIGH..IM ROTTING AT HOME!! But, after today, I should be quite alright. Somehow, dun not feel like starting on any of my homework. There's maths, english, hcl, in which out of all I should, and could (if im lucky) finish by Saturday. But so far, none is done, in other words, I've done none. Then again, I got lots and lots of time, THATS THAT.

Next few days will be a lot less sian. Theres photography outing tommorow, which reminds me I have yet to contact any of my team members. I'm suppose to wear red or green, but you will look like a wierdo on the streets wearing all red, so Im going to bring clothes and change as soon as whatever thing is done. On wedneseday, theres 2 make-ep lessons seperately from mong and lam. Woah, crappy sia, holiday go back school is very very pissing and needless to say. But its not a question of whether I wanna go, its an obligation. Thursday will be much more happening, there will be maths remedial for bout 1hr before following weekiat, chenhao, darren and kimwee to waterside to have class bbq. Should be much more fun then the other days of the hols and I tink Im only looking forward to the photography otuing and class bbq.

Anyone as sian as me, and wanna go out for whatever reasons, please contact me, rotting at home is certainly not an option. Especially when theres homework waiting for you..

To be continued..for now, I have no comments

Kays, came back from bugis with my family, went out to meet the world after cooping up at home for the whole day, bought nothing in particular, it was just another windowshopping day and a feast for the eyes. Have fotography outing tommorow as mentioned, and I just realised that there is a 70% chance of me losing my way, and that sucks. Nevermind, I shall follow my sixth sense or boy's instict if so I call it.

Nitez people, have a good week ahead which Im sure you will.

P.S Happy belated birthday Shi-yong. Almost forgotton until I remembered I wished Wenhui's happy bday on my blog too. So must be democratic and wish you here too. Ehh same wishes; STAY HAPPY!! Get your As in those shithead tests and
zao3 sheng1 gui4 zi3. Take life as it goes and even though I noe a pisciean(or whatever yinghui calls it) is unique and very emotional, you dont exactly have to live that way..SO just remain a happy and normal 15yr old teen.

Saturday March 8

2008-03-08T23:45:00.003+08:00

Hi people, after a few days rest, I'm back here again, AND more emo than EVER. Just watched manutd lost to portsmouth by 1-0 becuz of some fked up referee decision. That fker was like eyes paste mass stamps, the player went to kick goalie's head then he fell down, wth is his leg made up of? Rubber ah? Son of a bitch, I understand that its hard to win against manutd, but dont be such a fked up ass and start diving like no one's business. Oh by the way, I'm emo, so I hav the RIGHT to say vulgarities, e.g fucking testicles-less dickhead referee, who got to start consider retirement and fix the darn eyes of his. For the screwed up diver, Milan Baros, YOU LOOK LIKE A COW, if you wanna fall so easily, please go play captain's ball with your mum.

Oh, and I came back yesterday, finding my friends ALSO emoing. Exam stress? Maybe, but just dont get too pissed off with things that happens around you. ITS LIFE. It is as cruel as it always is. So, just cheer up kaes. Not sure how to console or cheer up, so just enjoy life and enjoy the march holis. IT HAD JUST STARTED.

This week's tests was a total and complete failure. Okayys, I won't go to an extent where all will be a failure but my amaths is like screwed? NAH, its 10x worse than that. 10 marks gone, and more waiting to be deducted, its just pointing to a failure. SAME goes with HCL, got two words wrong in tian xie han zi, and my comphre, I dun get what in the right world is it talking about. Yes, crying, animals crying? Ermm, paiseh ah, abit far-fetched. So I think THAT I screwed it up.

Physics wan surprisingly not too hard, not a killer paper, that I dun not understand, all except the last ques was relatively okay. BUT the last ques was the one that is 10 marks, so AGAIN I said Im screwed. Didnt have time to find the gradient, so I just whack one number in, whcih is obviously wrong. English was just abit KNS-ly done. Knew how to do everything except for the school values part which I didn't noe how to include inside. SO I decided o act smart and NOT include it at all into my compo. I think Im getting smarter and smarter. The best is always left to the last. Biology, another one which I act smart, had time left, so I decided to change 2 answers. Then I realised that it was correct. Lesson learnt. Don't act smart next time.

Gave my friend early and actual bdae presents. Hope they had liked it, It was quite fun shopping for gifts actually, but next time PLEASE state what you guys want. Guessing is never my forte. To thank me for my genorosity at minitoons, they actually gave me a pillow, or something like it. USELESS LIKE SHIT. Shit also can become fertiliser, that pillow is like a pillow, yet like a cushion, veyr hard to explain what its like exactly, but its meant to be a freebie so THANKS, but NO THANKS. XX-tou decided to use it as his pillow for lessons, so creative seh...

1st term report. My class seriously beginning to seem like a class now. In lesson, its like super funny, especially during charisma and S.S these days, very amusing. Somehow, after a few weeks it just opened up for us and we began talking to each other freely. Then, relaised that they are not as nerdy as I though they would have been, got balance la, they can be mugging and playing at the same time, especially after school, when I play soccer with them, you can sense that our class is actually closer than what we think we are.

With that said, I share the same sentiments as shiyong and miss fg. As much as there were conflicts, somehow, fg was like always 2fg. You never see airy ceilings and balls fling in ur faces as much as you do in fg, and that, I thank Fg for giving me the best memories in my current secondary school life. Though we hav like 12 boys, we were stickier than classes which had alot of boys, perhaps becuz we were outnumbered, thus its easier to be sticky. Once again, thank you FG.

Oh yea, about that shitty apple that dropped on newton's head. Have you ever though what happened if a watermelon dropped on his head instead. It will be a revelation sia. He will have a concussion and hopefully die, and we WONT be studying his stupid laws. Why cant he just bloody hell eat the apples and choke on it, think so much for what?! Stupid faggot, because of his dumb findings, we got to start solving the magnitude of the volleyballs (which I think I hopefully got correct).

This is an especially long post, and I feel less pissed off with the loss now that I written all my feelings out. Less pissed off. To those that are emo-in, cheer up, and have fun in the holis. You have 9 more months to emo still. To those that are like me, wanna join the 'hate-apples' club, you can...ACTUALLY theres nothing much you can do. You can complain though, like ME!! And I will like to thank FG once again for giving me such great memories and EP for giving me such a great end to a great term.

You have wasted too much time reading this..time is precious people..you have currently 6 days left before another 10 more weeks of shit. Before the shit starts, enjoy the feeling of freedom, when the shit comes, and it jams the homework up, you start to get pissed off that you never enjoyed this rest as much as you should have. When you get pissed off with people, you can screw them, but if you are pissed off with yourself..your cant do SHIT, so seriously enjoy what you have.

So, Thus, Therefore, enjoy the hols, and HAVE FUN.

2008-03-07T22:58:00.001+08:00

Your Values Profile

Loyalty:

You value loyalty a fair amount.

You're loyal to your friends... to a point.

But if they cross you, you will reconsider your loyalties.

Staying true to others is important to you, but you also stay true to yourself.

Honesty:

You value honesty highly.

You're unflinchingly honest, even when it's not easy.

For you, integrity is very important - in yourself and others.

People may not always like what you say, but they know they can trust it.

Generosity:

You value generosity highly.

So much so that you often put your own needs last.

There's nothing wrong with having a caring heart...

But you may want to rethink your "open wallet" policy.

Humility:

You value humility a fair amount.

You tend to be an easy going, humble person.

But occasionally your ego takes over.

You have a slight competitive streak - and the need to be the best.

Tolerance:

You value tolerance a fair amount.

You are open to new cultures, beliefs, and ideas.

You have very few prejudices that you're aware of.

And while you are tolerant, you do stand true to what you believe.

The Five Factor Values Test

Thurs Mar 6

2008-03-06T00:00:00.003+08:00

Today's post will be short and sweet. In a bid to make it look very updated.

Amaths is screwed, shiyong's language will be *&^%$#$%%^&%$$, ya, something liddat.

Went to Parkway afterwards to shop for bdae presents for the three march babies that I will give tommorow. So happen that their bdae is a few days apart, so its rather convenient, only 1 trip and back.

I will take time to scold the shitty bus uncle that ignored my incessant ringing of the bell, since I was trying to squeeze through the crowd. Deaf cow, get some hearing aids for the love of God.

Okay, the uncle must better be honoured I left 3 lines for him, and including this line, 5. By the way anyone need help with physics, I think can look for me, not very pro-ness, but I think newton's shitass laws can still understand and apply. I will take some time other days to screw the apple that dropped on newton's head, but not today.

And english, anyone want some hints, feel free to ask me on msn, I can provide you with some pointers and stuff. If not, then good luck.

THE END, short right..first time I write so short, abit not used to sia. Thats why you see me crapping here, and I could still lengthen it by 2 lines just by crapping, I'm so proud of myself, now I lengthen it by 3 lines, 3 LINES LEH, 3 LINES PEOPLE, just by talking cock. NOW its 4 lines, 4 LINES, I cannot believe it, I actually wasted time writing crap here when I should be mugging my S.S, but still, ITS A FEAT! 6 LINES OF CRAP, UTTER CRAP. Those that felt they had wasted their time reading these 7 lines, I AGREE WITH YOU.

GOOD LUCK PEOPLE FOR YOUR TESTS!!!(8 lines)

OH SHUCKS, I actually forgot to wish wenhui happy belated bdae, wish you kuai4 gao1 zhang3 da4 and zao3 sheng1 gui4 zi3..your present will be tommorow. Hope that you and all your divorcing problems will all fade away. STAY HAPPY!

Thurs/Fri/Sat/Sun

2008-03-02T22:01:00.003+08:00

My topic says it all sia, shows how long I havent blogged, very shagged recently I think with all the tests and comepetition, then damn sian at home, so always just visit without blogging.

Ehhs, actually nothing much happened, except that I managed to get the top 10 for the zonal championships. With that said, of course I got 10th place la, thats why I said top 10, make it sounds much nicer. That fat ass coach says lose matches must write down in a book, so that we can learn from our mistakes. MY FOOT AH. Learn what? Never mind, I intend to make fairytale, so that I will die in a very awkward manner. Doubt he believes, but who cares?

And, didn't know that leap years represent anything, so did not get for any of my friends anything on friday. Wenhui got me some red color thingy which I again forgot the name, issit san cha? I got her back a pink dolphin, paiseh-ness to those I didnt get for. AND wenhui got a crush, SHOCKING after reading her blog, then I know, AND she does want to tell me!!! Anyone with valuable information please contact the hotline: my handphone or via msn. Any help is gratefully accepted, THANKS.

And anyway, about animal abuse. What the hell is those bloody shitheads thinking when they start striking and skinning the animals alive. They should try skinning their own asses and retrieve those blubber under it. See whether they love the sensation of seeing their asses skinned. To make matter worse, while skinning them, they use their legs and feets to whack the animals head. Why cant they just shoot the animals before getting whatever part they need? Waste their bullets ah? Scared waste money ah? Then dont go round killing animals la, go and pose your skinless butt on the streets, you will make much more money this way and you will see how it feels like to be humiliated. God save these bloody animal hunters, and bless them with some damned EQ.

Another thing, terrorist ran out of prison 5 days ago. How? Dont be shock please. While he was pissing in the toilet, he got out of the toilet and escaped. DANGER! Please turn your back now and see whether he is behind you reading this. According to papers, he might disguise himself, so just stay vigilant and pray, he could be the kind uncle ,opposite the street, that give you sweets continuously for this five days. Another another thing, if you actually meet him on the street, call the police first before asking him how he got out of jail and NOT the other way round. If he holds you hostage, which he probably will, dont scream because he will get your throat before you know it, so just close your eyes, look up into the blue cloudy skies, enjoy the scenery around you, recall what you have done wrong, and pray to God he doesnt do anything to you before he gets your throat.

Tommorow test on english, if anyone interested to know topic, go online anad if Im in a good mood, I guess I will tell, unless you are currently pissing me off. You will know it naturally when I ignore your msn, and not reply you. Suppose to mug for history and probably physics. But still, if die means die, want to help it also cannot, all you can do is to hope for the best.

7 Tests next week.
English, history, social studies, maths, physics, biology, higher chinese.

I don't fancy any of my chances in these tests, just try my best and study hard, hopefull, HOPEFULLY can do well. Afterall, for certain subjects liek history this will determine your majority of marks for your CA. So, stay nerdy this week, be gay next week, and GOOD LUCK!

ANIMAL ABUSE

2008-02-27T22:57:00.000+08:00

Pledge to go fur-free at PETA.org

Tues Feb 26

2008-02-26T22:53:00.003+08:00

Kays, today was rather interesting, so I'm going to revert back to school life again. Went to school earlier than usual today, school bus driver insomnia you see...
IT WAS RAINING..thats the best thing that happened in the morning since I found a 10cent coin on the floor of my bus while tying my shoelaces, which means every other morning has been crapped up, especially when I have been on a losing streak against Qixian in Chinese Chess.

Kays, before I went off topic, I had no frc today, equals no CCL long speech.
Then during recess, Yew Weng had a brainwave, and decided to aim balls at Kai Kuai's head instead of the goal. He did it quite successfully if you ask me, he had 3 shots on target, one on Kai Huai's face, that caused him to take out his specs, another one that landed right on his face, because he couldn't see the ball, and to sum it all up, he whacked the last one right onto his right eye, as a result, he got to bring Kai Huai bakc to class. Yea, I know that sucks Kai Huai, but is yew weng's speciality: if I can't beat you, I bring you down together with me. Or according to Wenhui's inspirational quote, "if I cant stand you, I sit on you", bet thats what her prince charmings will want her to do sia, RIGHT QIXIAN?!?!

After school, because Mr Lim took Lam's period, we had no supplementary, or remedial according to Mr Lim, because he claims he dunno how to pronounce supplementary. 1.5 hrs of Physics is sianess, I slept for 0.5 hrs while waiting for him to go through the other mtd besides the paralellogram mtd(I forgot the name, something like tip and scale method?), then ended up when I woke up he finished with it and is back with parallelogram method again. SHUCKS man..but at least I understand now, stayed back with a couple of others and interrogated Mr Lim. Later, went to find Phua for more remedial, but it took quite short since I forgot to bring down my e.maths and ask him bout indices, which is cheemology. So, played soccer after ward with my class and with Sec4s.

Then

While

Playing

My

Pants

Split!!!

WTH!!, lousy quality shit ass pants. They use what kind of cloth to make wan. Table cloth ah? I just stretched my leg abit longer than usual, my pants expanded abit longer than usual, then the hole appeared. Stupid low quality table cloth. AND the hole wasnt at all small lahs, so I had to sidewalked my way back to class and grab my bag. Then saw Yinghui, told her, then she was just laughing, ehs can be mroe compassionate sia, HOLY pants leh! But the difference between a big bag and a small bag is there for all to see. It saves your ass literally.

Tommorow, got chinese chess, starting to like it, since sec1s all having tests, ITS PURE SLACK. 2hrs seems much shorter than usual. There's also chem quiz and maths quiz, both not counted. But still it will be a gd judge of what I know and do not know, so more or less also must do. 6 tests next week.

My recent results:

English---25/30(tyco-ness)
Chem---16/25(improvement nonetheless)

Nxt Week's tests:

Bio
Physics
Maths
HCL
Hist
S.S

Wish me luck and good luck for all of your tests!!

Tuesday 26 Feb

2008-02-26T00:19:00.004+08:00

Okay, people I'm back again after a 1-2 day break. Anyway, nothing much happened during these two days, except maybe my house outside the cat gave birth to 3 kittens which is pissing the daylight out of my mum, when it jumped through the window to eat the fish on the table. There goes my fish and the kitten must better thank his lucky dog that it managed to steal my fish and get away safely under the watchful eyes of MY MUM.

Kays, nothing much happen in school these days, so instead of just repeating what I always say, I decided to upload some pics of the garden behind my house. But due to some unforseenable error, I couldn't but it will seem familiar when its uploaded because drama series all dunno why dunno how end up getting shot there.

Then my brother, was like today decided to have a craving for a dog. Those kind of small dogs where he could cuddle and say his stories to while cuddling him to sleep, and those kind which licks your leg when you come back hom from school. STOP DREAMING LA. Watching movies ah? Where got such dogs wan? Plus, my sis and I was quite certain if he ever got a dog back, my mum will make it hotdog the next day, so better not. AND theres like fur and shitting motion, so my mum was like TOTALLY against it, I wasn't that interested in it neither.

Oh yea, realised some time back that my sis, bro and me are all named alphebathically. Angeline, Benjamin, Clarence. SO COOL RIGHT...in order of eldest to young some more. Plus all are 8 letters. Dunno how long they took to come out with such strategic names. But then being youngest sucks and rocks at the same time. I'm like 10 years younger than them so its like my sis is already working while I'm stuck studying about periodic tables. According to my mum, I am completely and totally accidental. EHS, be more tactful la, say that 'you are a pleasant surprise', say I accidental, too direct lahs!

Then have another thing to share about, but I will share maybe on another day perhaps, when the time is ripe and stuff. Chionging my tingxie now, yy srsly is pervertic, make us learn those short sentences for what shit. Nevermind generation gap, she is obviously getting old, senile maybe, doesn't realise that our hcl O lvls doesnt have tian xie han zi AT ALL, which sucks sia, NO MORE GIVE AWAY Qn.

Kays, mainly today, got nothing to talk about, talked about a little bit of my family and ehs..yy AGAIN, she so popular in my blog. Studying. Mugging. Chionging. Whatever word you used, it is used to describe how I am studying my chinese now. NITEZ. Have a good day ahead.

Sat Feb 23

2008-02-23T17:40:00.003+08:00

Never blog yesterday, only did some tests shit and realised I got to spend more time staring at the mirror in order to know my eye color and hair colour(though I'm quite sure it is black).

Anyways, yesterday went for some movie shit which is highly recommended if you decide to break up with your stead. It is a clear indication that you hate them. The show wasn't nice, the language is hard to understand, kaes mayb Im just not sophisticated enough but too bad, I just cant understand such cheems show, spend half your time thinking what the show about, rather than watching the show itself.

But it was a good thing, because of the show I could enter chinese chess at 4.00 and get my attendance marked 30mins later. SO COOL right. But then thats probably one of the main reasons why I will never be in the commitee. Still, who cares? I just want my competion points then I will be fine. And I have competition this thurs and friday, but I think I will get screwed there. Down there the people must be like nerds that stare at the chess sets everyday and analyse every move.

Today, was very very mundane. Went for double tuition at 11.30 to 1 before 2.30 to 4.30 for the dumbest of subjects to get tuitioned ever. English and Chinese leh..Don't even need brains or anything, but got forced so I don't really have much say in it. Intend to go for soccer bout 1.5hr before chionging homework then sleep late because of soccer and homework most prob.

My earliest post yet leh. I have been breaking record these days. Like twice in the row I broke my earliest post record. Okaes, nvm I am childish because I don't have childhood and I need a sense of satisfaction OKAY.

Who want to sleep late tonite? Can accompany you, cuz I'll most prob be too. Good evening peeps. Good luck for all you guys tests on week 10, and hppy bdae to chris, your bdae present will come later, I guess.

2008-02-22T19:53:00.002+08:00

Layer One: On the outside
Name: Clarence Seow(C.S)
Birth date: 30th July
Birthplace: Singapore
Current Location: Home
Eye Color: Black? I'm sorry I don't spent our hours in front of the mirror.
Hair Color: Black, with no light on it, brown with light on it, so its black
Height: 180++
Righty or Lefty: Righty
Zodiac Sign: Fiery Leo

Layer Two: On the Inside
Your heritage: Temasekian, later known as Singapura-ian then Singaporean
The shoes you wore today: Tightly fitted school shoe
Who you look like: (fill in the blanks)
Your weakness: Too talkative, likes to piss teacher off, spoils shoes easily, crap too much
Your fears: Betrayals from friends
Your perfect pizza: HAWAIIAN
Your sexual orientation: Straight, straight, straight
Goal you'd like to achieve: Get into a acceptable JC and always be in contact with my friends

Layer Three: Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow
Your most overused phrase on MSN: haha (I hav a low sense of humour you see)
Your thoughts first waking up: Continue sleeping
Your best physical feature: (fill in the blanks)
Your bedtime: Im nocturnal, around 1-2a.m
Your most missed memory: Days with forgivers, all the days.

Layer Four: Your pick
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
McDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or group dates: GROUP
Adidas or Nike: Adidas
Chocolate or vanilla: Chocs
Cappuccino or coffee: Coffee

Layer Five: Do you?
Smoke: Nope
Cuss: Nope, unless u start pissing me off
Sing: I got a bad voice, and I try not to make it known
Have a crush: Nopes
Think you've been in love: Maybe...
Like high school: Yeps
Want to get married: Never thought so far
Believe in yourself: Most of the times
Get motion sickness: Not really
Think you're attractive: Nopes
Think you're a health freak: Nopes
Get along with your parents: Most of the time
Like thunderstorms: Yes
Play an instrument: I dont sing and I dont play anything, in short, Im not musically gifted

Layer Six: In the past month...
Drank alcohol: No
Smoked: No
Done a drug: No
Gone to the mall: Yeps
Eaten an entire box of Oreos: Yeps
Eaten sushi: Yups
Been on stage: Yups, but I hate the feeling and would never do it again
Gone skating: No
Gone skinny dipping: Nopes
Dyed your hair: No
Stolen anything: No

Layer Seven: Ever...
Played a game that required removal of clothing: No
Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: No
Been caught "doing something": Doing what? Plus Im never secretive, so I will not be caught
Been called a tease: No
Been beaten up: No
Shoplifted: No

Layer Eight: Getting Older
Age you hope to get married: One Step at a time
Numbers and Names of Children: Please la, 1 step at a time
Describe your dream wedding: I SAID 1 STEP AT A TIME!
How do you want to die: While getting abducted by UFOs
What do you want to be when you grow up: Cher? President?
What country would you most like to visit: Africa, its really nice, as in the nature

Layer Nine: In a partner
Best eye color: Anything
Hair color: Anything
Short or long hair: Anything
Height: Shorter than me, not asking much
Best articles of clothing: Anything

Layer Ten: In the Numbers
Number of people I could trust with my life: 3-4 at the very most; those that I talk to frequently, it will be you
Number of CDs that I own: None, sadly.
Number of piercings: None
Number of tattoos: None
Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper: None, even more sadder.
Number of things in my past that I regret: Many

Thurs Feb 22

2008-02-22T01:49:00.001+08:00

Kays first things first, gratz singapore for getting the rights to host the youth olympics. Very prestigious right you know..but still, I do not think that I will be affected too much by it, at the very most more tourists come Singapore then start squeezing with me lor. Still, I am proud to be to see the tiny red dot doing super well in sports. First the F1 then youth olympics, our frisbee international team will soon be the best in the world, YEAH!!

After the good news, here comes the bad news. I got whacked in my jewels again. AGAIN. Qixian was on a warpath today, he wanted to prove that he could score goals, so he was like whacking balls in all directions from all angles. Pity he didn't see where the goal actually was, because his shots ended in all places except for the goal itself. Thus, he wanted to prove his point that he could aim. So he decided to aim my jewels, of all things. PAIN~~.

Yesterday, went to lucky to eat again, with ben and xx-tou and some other people if I never remember wrongly, but I think I remembered wrongly. Got pang-sehed by the rest AGAIN. SO nevermind had a good time there eating then rush to go to 76. Nothing much la, my life very boring wan, did you notice a pattern in my activities? Its always study, soccer, eat, go home.

So today, I study in school, played soccer, eat, go home. EHS, sound so familiar!! Today, got class outing, I skipped it again. Partly because I was feeling really sian and partly because I did not bring clothes to change. I know they are lame excuses, but its afterall, AN EXCUSE. During lesson, got my maths bk confiscated by cake cuz I was doing it during his lesson, got it back somehow after a heart-to-heart talk with him after the lesson. Point to note, I so dont give a thing about your lesson, want me to focus on your lesson, TRY HARDER!

Kaes, late now and I just realised I haven't do my Maths, thx to wenhui, so I got to chiong through my maths and IF I am lucky I just might sleep before 2. Nitez ppl.

GOOD MORNING.

2008-02-19T22:02:00.002+08:00

YOZ, people, in case you haven't realise, this is my earliest post yet. 3 CHEERS for me, WOOTS. ZI HIGH!!

Today, after Physics supplementary, for the first time in a long long time, I didnt stay back to play soccer and rush back home to study my Chemistry, though I got to admit, nothing much was done. That's why I came to the conclusion that tommorow will be screwed upside down. But still, will be mugging tonight till very late, so it somehow repays back. After supplementary, left with xx, ben, gavril, qixian and low to eat at lucky. Thanks xx for the trest of fries, so to express my gratitude, I will call you by your real name 'xx' and not 'xx-tou'.

Today's post will be much shorter than usual. REMEMBER? I still haven't touch on my Chemistry. Tommorow Chem is no-hoper la, just pray for the best and can score well. But still got to put in some effort la, or not score badly, will hate yourself wan leh.

Oh ya, lets all take a moment silence AGAIN today for the death of lydia sum. REMEBER HER?!?! If cannot, the minute's silence is for the recalling of her. Hint: she is the slightly plump and quite comical actoress. SO people, one minute of slience starts....NOW. Shhh

While you all are keeping silent, I got to study my Chemistry, so I will not disturb your silence. SILENCE IS GOLDEN. Have fun and good lucky for all your tests!!

Mon Feb 18

2008-02-19T00:18:00.002+08:00

Kays, compiling list of items recieved from friends(didn't take long)

Special Thanks to:

Yinghui---Water bottle, pencil box, nougats(its really nice)
Shiyong---Turtle(very cute), Toblerones, pencil box
Wenhui---Scented candles(very beautiful)

Thanks to these people for giving me first three valentine's day gifts.

After the thanks, let's all take a minute's silence to appreciate the going of Total Defence Day. MINUTE OVER. Had IPP today, which I felt was incredibly dumb. If there really was toxic gas, I'm very sure we won't be sitting in the classroom, figuring out how to solve the rubik's cube and IF there is toxic gas, WHO in the right mind will go and collect IPP kit and risk their life. Its all just a cock-act. Singapore so small, got toxic gas all die already, still go take plastic bag and seal up ur house? In your dreams la.

Still, the 'minute' silence is to thank it for killing off Maths period. My new maths teacher was like pointing the f sign, his first lesson in the school lasted only 10mins. Heard his teaching his a load of crapbag. I seriously hope not.

During interaction, Mr Lim named a few of our class people who were blacklisted even before they entered the class. I was one of the names. I can bet it was pregnant lady that blacklisted me for screwing up her good teacher's checklist. TOO BAD, there really wasn't much good about her. Then he say this year got teacher complain about me and a lot of others in class through e-mails. I have a good guess its either yangyan or kekky. I eventually eliminated yangyan out of the running since she most probably doesn't know how to use the computer, she has something like a typewriter at home I figure. SO it down to kekky. Kekky hates me because I goes to toilet everytime during his lesson. Try making ur lesson abit more interesting and I might consider holding my bladder, but too bad now your lesson just sucks.

Has chemistry on Wed, wish me luck. I'm pretty sure I will be like the borderline pass again, if I could pass, still, luck plays an important factor you know. Reminds me, played soccer today and KaiHuai whacked the ball against the jewels. OUCHY. The first 5 second was like blood drained out, so numbness, then after that, the blood chiong back in, WOAH, PAIN!!! Its fine now, so no worries people.

Kaes, goodnitez people, gonna sleep early tonite.

Sunday Feb 17

2008-02-17T23:34:00.005+08:00

Woah, very long never update already, like for 2 days consecutively I slept or accidentally slept at 10 and 11 respectively, so forgot to tag. Anyway nothing much happened, its not as if my life is THAT happening anyways.

Saturday, went back for physics lecture, went there half an hour late and thankfully so. It was more like a discussion meeting la. No one was listening to gary chua at all, except for mayb the meatball(Wilson), who keeps asking questions. I tried listening, but ended up listening to the guys in front of me talk instead. Sms-ing throughout the lecture. The fatty cher behind me gotta be blind. I didn't see him at first despite his immense size so I smsed right in front of him. Lucky he was too busy playing game on his laptop(I figure), since he was looking at it so intently. But I will give anything to go for this lecture anyway, can skip my tuition, which is really one of the best cure for insomnia, but I think the best is still hearing yangyan talk. Later played soccer, then went for second tuition before going soccer then sleep. SO busy right me..got to really learn some time management.

Today, SUNDAY. HOLY DAY. AMEN. Went to church of Queen Of Peace. Thought I saw Kelly there, and I was right..YEAH, but she didn't see me. The Homily was really good I feel, I remembered one line 'Those that don't love God, hasn't encountered God's love.', I ACTUALLY REMEMBERED SOMETHING FROM A HOMILY. Normally, I will be like dozing off, but today the priest seemed MUCH better, he has great potential, because he kept me awake. Then went to shop for gifts for really belated Vday gifts. Bought thing from minitoons AGAIN, and something from 77th Street. The girl there was pissing me off, her attitude was POOR. She was like desperately wanting me to buy her membership card, she don't beg until lidat, I can consider, but she try to be funny, then NEVER.

Has a very slack week this week. Tuesday, two slack lessons in the row, c.arts then e.hist lecture. But I have an unsure Bio quiz tommorow, not sure it will be use on SPA lesson. But nonetheless still got to study. so its like sianz 0.5...and long day again tommorow, but assembly programme has improved dramatically since this VP took over, its only 0.5hr-45mins so its like shorter than before, plus sitting with xx-tou and qixian makes the assembly seems more fun.

Going broke very soon. Got to save money for March babies, which apparently is alot. Thus, I think I got to skip chris's birthday present, REALLY SORRY. BUT I will get a belated one for him. There are mainly 5-6 presents I wanna get this year, so if you are one of the lucky few, thank your lucky stars, moons WATEVER. I'm in crapping mood again.

'Studying is my bank' directly translated from hokkien to english, quoted from C.S's grandma at 12.12 in order to yank him off the computer. I simply love quotes sia, sounds so mystical and makes one look sooo smart, especially the part 'quoted from..' WOAH, makes me feel so important and smart sia, but in this case is my grandma.

Kays, Bio mugging now people, NITEZ, and have fun in school.

Impossible-Quiz.com

2008-02-15T00:59:00.002+08:00

Impossible-Quiz.com - The hardest quiz ever

HAHA, IM THE SMARTEST...WOOTS

Thurs, 14 Feb

2008-02-15T00:26:00.003+08:00

Happy Valentine's Day, people. Special thanks to Wenhui and Shiyong, my first valentine's day presents, btw I ate the chocolate already, ITS NICE. Kays got to make this really short, partly because I am still studying my chinese ting xie at 1 and partly because I am sleepy.

XX-tou showed the brainless side of him today, after sending him a sms to buy some food for valentine, he very happily, innocently went to get a sandwich, FOR VALENTINE, for goodness sake. So, paiseh ah shiyong, abit screwed up present, thanks to xx-tou sudden brainwave.

I had all my marks back today, didn't do as badly as I thought I would have:

Maths---14/20(maximum marks since I didn't do 3 qns)
Biology---23/30
Physics---12/30(mark wrongly got extra marks, WOOTS)

Then, today sharmila's 2nd last day with us, gave her farewell party, by buying cake for her, and with that we just skipped half a Maths lesson. After that, went home with ben and xiangxi while Qixian and Co. stayed back to play soccer and chinese chess(I figure).

Tommorow's English narrative test, all the best to those who is going to do it. Those that have dont it and done well, GOOD FOR YOU, whose that did badly, I will help you pray the others did badly too. Also has ting xie, which I'm hardly progressing upon today, will continue to mug for at least an hour at least. With that, NITEZ PPL.

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!

2008-02-14T00:04:00.003+08:00

I am so proud of myself today. I actually broke my perfect record in Chinese Chess attendance today and pon it for ONCE. Went out with ben, lowl, henry and xx to parkway, to get gifts for valentine's. Henry ended up buying loads of sweets, while we shopped for our gifts. XX-tou did'nt want to tell what he got for his gifts, so I'll do him a favour here. He bought a pooh, I think, while lowl and ben got alomst identical stuffs, Henry decided upon giving sweets(expected, since he was eating so happily). As for my gifts, its for me to know and for you to find out, but xx-tou really gigantic mouth couldn't keep shut and wrote it on his blog.

Had maths lesson today, Sharmila's 3rd last lesson with us. She wanted to return test papers but yet she brought the E-maths paper, so it was like killing us the whole maths lesson. My friend was so happy that he got 19.5 till he realised he was looking at the E-maths. THAT was really amusing.

So, because of unforseeable error, I will get my Bio and Maths tommorow. I think my heart cannot take it la. Both sure will be like half-screwed. My Maths especially, never complete it like for the second time in the row, Shamila was like 'your class didn't do too good'. Teachers have a wierd way of saying things. Didn't do too good is as good as saying 'eh dude, ur results sucks', just that it is put in a better sense, thats all.

Had chemistry test today, I am sooo pissed right now, its like pure idiot-ty. The test doesn't need brains at all, all you need is a pair of eyes, which my class hopefully all has. MAKE ME STUDY SO HARD. It totally sucks. But still, I rather have one that is easy and make me seem smart then one that is super difficult.

Had a really good time going parkway today, super funny, got all kinds of wierd things happening. Oh by the way, we were at minitoon for 1 whole hour shopping and eating sweets. No one was watching, so we were 'sampling' the different kind of sweets. We came to the conclusion that minitoons sweets are NICE. Because of guilty conscious got to help advertise. In my defence, I did bought sweets, just that we thought it was a buffet, as in you can refill, miscommunication la.

Kaes, I dunno how to conclude, used up all my frigging brain juices on those tests that I just did. Oh by the way, the test which I had 95%, I re-did it, after the first try, my first try had 23%, SOOO pathetic can..thats why I had to make myself look really professor, and rank myself in the top 5% of the world, I AM A GENIUS!!!
AGAIN, in my defence, it was pure memory work and there wasn't a third try.

Really gotta sleep liaos, cannot start crapping again. NITEZ PPL, HAPPY VALENTINES.

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2008-02-13T23:30:00.001+08:00

Free-IQTest.net - Free IQ Test

2008-02-12T23:56:00.001+08:00

Got two tests paper back today, screwed up Physics together with my class and did not bad, for my standard, in Chinese. So, had a days of mixed feelings. Tommorow, recieving Maths paper, shitted man, I think its a one of those tests that I rather my teacher lost it while passing motion or something. SO DEAD, its like one of those times when you know you are gonna die, and you still got to face it, that feeling is just pure sucky.

FYI: Chinese---34/50
Physics---(dont blink)11/30
Maths---unknown
English---19/30(Featured article), 21/30(descriptive)
Chemistry---mass failures, in short 2-3 passes
Biology---unknown
History---unknown
S.S---unknown(inference), screwed up but unknown(Chpt2)

Thats a brief and short story about my performance so far, very colourful yea? Hope that it will be more consistant, and stay at the brighter side. Kaes, time for today update.

Today, same as other days, lesson end at 1.45 and Mr. Lim begin his supplementary lessons till 2.30 then played soccer AGAIN till bout 4 with Kai Huai and Co., because xx-tou and Co. pangseh-ed me, but I shall be my kind self and forgive and forget. WOAH, I soooo da4 fang1, haha.

Have a chemistry test tommorow and possibly shopping for valentine gifts at Parkway. Its 12.30 btw, and I'm crapping here, extraordinary right, but then again, as the saying goes "Crapping makes life seems less crappy", quoted from C.S at 12.33.

SLEEPY~~, but still studying for chemistry which I find it pretty dumb, why will anyone be so bored as to form a table full of elements and arrange it in order, he got to be nuts, either that or he has no nuts (GAY).

Kays, nitez people, wish that you all have a happy new year and a beloved valentines day, btw Good Friday is coming. Look forward to it, and enjoy it while christians mourn the death of our father, kaes I'm crapping again. NITEZ PPL

Monday 11 Feb

2008-02-11T22:23:00.000+08:00

Today, early school dismissal, so for once there is an excitement about Mondays. the celebration was really boring, not to mention, I couldn't see anything because I was in the hall and the live broadcast was pretty bad. Still, I'm glad to be spared of Lo's lectures for once, perhaps our school scoring badly for O'levels has started to tone him down a little. THANK GOD.

After school. Usual practice. Played soccer. Stupid shoe. ITS TIGHT. Okay, I will stop with the two word thing per sentence. But it is tight, and I totally hate it. I had four blisters thanks to this shoe, stupid Buy And Throw Away (BATA), I will really throw away soon, YOU just watch. So kind xx-tou lend me his old shoe to play, till then, it was pretty crappy, strolling my way to goal. Thanks xx-tou.

Nothing much to report today, except for tight shoes, short day, short assembly. SO BORING, yea? My friend, thats school life, welcome to the life of me and you.

NO LIFE.

IM FREE

2008-02-10T00:11:00.000+08:00

I am so glad that I broke free from mr kek restriction, FINALLY. So I hereby regained my freedom as a normal student complaining bout my life. A new year, a new found freedom, so appopriate. Something to let mrkek know, I seriously dont give a thing bout my school blog, doubt you actually read mine. YEAH, I simply love this freedom!!!

Kaes(I dunno when I started using kaes instead of Okay, but it sounds more cool I think), started off today sleeping till 3, not for the first time too, but it evens out since I slept at 3 too. Counted my hongpao money, got quite a bit it seemed. But stingy uncles actually gave 2 bucks. THATS PATHETIC with a capital P. Then went soccer before writing this blog.

Long time since I blogged, partly due to laziness and partly due to busi-ness. Went visiting for past few days. Extremely nice meeting my cousins again, not so much the grown-ups. 1 year once, thats the frequency we get to meet up. So after yesterday, it was pretty sad. Knew it will be another year before I would meet them again.

Didn't go class outing with my class. Really regretted, sorry. But had important things to do on those days, I'm sure I'll go on the next outing. Realised that yangyan is slacking at home, not marking our test paper, maybe she is homesick, I DONT BLAME HER, but she gotta mark faster!!

Will post up all the tests I did, just that it needs to be on other days, and I doubt I will post all, really too much. Its a Sunday tommorow, days simply fly when you are having fun, one more day back to school, the next holiday will be the march holidays, BUCK UP EVERYBODY!!!